Was your juice worth the squeeze?

this is hilarious lol you got robbed while masterbating

woah woah woah- do you mean to say that you were masterbating for a full 1/2 hour?

just because he went down half an hour later doesn't mean he was jerking off the whole time or the dog was barking the whole time.

RIght on brother, masturbation is always precious and you need to kill that dog if he interrupts your masturbation again!

haha you realize you were jerking off while a strange man was lurking in your house, but hey look on the bright side if you went downstairs not only would there be a high chance of that burglar kicking your ass but you would've had blue balls after the beating. So in the end masturbation saved the day

and what if they killed your dog? seriously, get a brain.

This teaches all of us a good excuse not to ignore are pet's crying when we masturbating!

And why didn't your dog attack them, causing some cursing or pained yelps?

my dog does the same exact thing, that's why my room is next to the door. so if I feel the need to 'bate, they'll catch that and leave