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By tikizombie - 30/08/2010 20:10 - Canada

Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then, I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML
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tencentsakiss 19

I stayed in a hotel last week, and literally everything I touched broke. This sounds like something I would do

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wafflemaster 1

i blame u for the lipstick part

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blahfreakinblah 0

yeah... that sounds disturbingly like my luck...

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Roseballs 2

if u r a dude y is your room mate wearing lipstick unless it is a girl???

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FFML_314 11

You do realize you answered your own question, right?

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sallen0046 4

Poor you, your life is so hard because you don't pay attention to what you're doing.

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Provehitoinlycan 0

For the Carpet, use windex. No joke, windex removes nail polish from carpets, and it might work on lipstick

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nero9112 4

Please kill yourself in an isolated room so you will not be harmful to society.

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ThebriMcCoy 0

. damn ' that sucks .

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MikaelaDeAnne 0

Hahaha.That's kinda funny.

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xsummerlovex98 0

awww ): that sucksss.

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