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By tikizombie - 30/08/2010 20:10 - Canada

Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then, I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML
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tencentsakiss 19

I stayed in a hotel last week, and literally everything I touched broke. This sounds like something I would do

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wafflemaster 1

i blame u for the lipstick part

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letsgobucks 0

stupid ****. can't u see shit in an empty room? retard

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lovinit5683 0

Why would your roommate have lipstick if he is a guy.

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Lily_Loretta 0

1. Who said the room mate was a guy? 2. Who said men can't wear lipstick?

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DeathwishCanada 0

64- your fat as **** !

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mrsfunke 0

if you were taking a last look at your place, why would you still have your phone and lipstick lying around? I find this a little hard to believe.

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ThickHead 0

damn haha no cash for you!

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jackgoldstein 5

who has a corded phone anymore this isn't the 1500's

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kelardy 11

dumbass, the first phone wasn't even invented until 1876 and they are called home phones, older ones can even run when the power is out if the phone lines are still up it will run because it draws it's power from the phone line

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BronzeShoe 11

Who the hell gets white carpet, other than eccentric millionaires who can afford daily carpet shampooing?

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pinkstardust 9

That's probably something i'd do too lol

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daemonsparta 16

yeah. ... your not seeing a cent back

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