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By tikizombie - 30/08/2010 20:10 - Canada

Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then, I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 07:13 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my apartment because I'm moving. I was being really thorough so I could get as much of the damage deposit back as possible. I noticed I still had one of those 3M plastic hooks on the wall, and when I went to carefully take it off, a large chunk of the wall came with it. FML

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Housecleaning

By QuestionMyLife - 01/10/2009 00:56 - United States

Today, I walked into my bedroom and realized I really needed to clean it. As I started to pick everything up off of the floor, I tripped over a shoe, slipped on a water bottle, pulled down my shoe rack, and landed in my armoire. My room is now dirtier than it was when I started. FML

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By Clutz - 25/10/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML

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By stairmaster - 05/04/2011 07:47

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

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By scottyboy - 01/10/2016 07:58

Today, I started packing up the flat I have been renting. As I took a picture off the wall I also ripped half the wallpaper. That's my deposit gone. FML

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Remodeling

By Spelit - 13/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML

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Silly idiot

By Heather - 04/03/2010 12:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was quite happily glossing my new bathroom door, when my useless, alcoholic, housemate came rolling in, knocked the paint over, stood in it, and without realising, walked it all the way down the stairs. I had just had a brand new carpet fitted. FML

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By chloeleigholivia - 10/01/2016 19:55 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML

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By dumbbass - 24/02/2010 19:43 - Canada

Today, I spilled a glass of iced tea all over my desk. It trickled down the wall and fried an extension cord. FML

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By luckycharmed - 17/06/2014 17:34 - United States

Today, my roommate played a "prank" on me. He taped a length of clear cellophane at ankle-height just outside my bedroom door, causing me to trip and faceplant the floor, and busting out a tooth. I now look like a hick, and my roommate is refusing to cover my dental bills. FML

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tencentsakiss 19

Tuesday 31 August 2010 1:18

I stayed in a hotel last week, and literally everything I touched broke. This sounds like something I would do

wafflemaster 1

Tuesday 31 August 2010 1:29

i blame u for the lipstick part

Comments

iBeC00L 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 6:59

alright fine.. I give up but guess which iron Italian chef isn't getting a Christmas present this year 

iron_chefITALY 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 7:02

thank u cool

iBeC00L 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 7:08

thank u! Jesus, was that so hard? kids these days..

iron_chefITALY 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 7:09

haha ok young'in

MC_Telepathy 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 7:11

156 is probaby a 14 year old boys

ScaryyMary 14

Tuesday 31 August 2010 7:37

LOL at "smeared" and "carpet".

dustylee 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 7:41

ha that's classic

lmsweet 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 7:58

I can honestly say I laughed out loud at this.

buymeamonster 3

Tuesday 31 August 2010 8:13

how long doe it take an FML to be moderated nd posted after submitting one?

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 31 August 2010 8:17

Well that's a tricky question to answer. The FML will be moderated by the people on the site and then will have to be approved by the moderating staff. If yours is published, maybe a day.