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By evil Santa - 25/12/2014 03:48 - United States - Solon

Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML

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By mugged - 01/06/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 05:40 - United States

Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML

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By Lame - 10/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

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By irony, huh? - 20/10/2019 14:00

Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML

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By moopymoplady - 29/11/2011 00:44 - Canada

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2019 00:01

Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 14:34 - United States - Wallingford

Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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Dunmerdude 13

Thursday 25 December 2014 18:48

That sounds ho-ho-horrible!

Welshite 39

Thursday 25 December 2014 18:48

Santa needs funds for next year's toys.

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buckdharma 37

Thursday 25 December 2014 20:54

Next you'll tell me he fleeced your dad. Anyhoo, Feliz Navidad!

Cherryta 17

Thursday 25 December 2014 20:59

The grinch?

nichollelovins 18

Thursday 25 December 2014 22:02

Bad Santa much? The first thing that popped in my head was bad Santa the movie haha

sarcasticking141 3

Thursday 25 December 2014 22:31

Well I got robbed by a guy in a Santa suit. now I gotta go work security at the holy moly doughnut shop and don't ever, ever ever ever eat the doughnuts there.

Armygirl93 10

Thursday 25 December 2014 23:23

you must have really pissed off Santa Claus

ninjakitty254 23

Thursday 25 December 2014 23:25

Must have been on the naughty list

GRubi 17

Friday 26 December 2014 0:12

I first read this as "Today, I was hugged by a guy in a santa suit," and thought that didn't sound like it should be an FML.

BaDumTsss_fml 23

Friday 26 December 2014 0:30

Seems like you got on the naughty list this year!

ChildrenOfFilth 12

Friday 26 December 2014 2:15

Sounds like Friday After Next...I think I'll go watch that movie again.

ActualCheese 7

Friday 26 December 2014 4:00

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