Miscellaneous: Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but...

By Anonymous - 26/07/2012 10:42 - Australia

Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML

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By irony, huh? - 20/10/2019 14:00

Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML

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By macguy - 20/10/2016 14:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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By Amanda - 19/11/2010 05:14

Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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By justplaindumb - 04/08/2016 00:48 - United States - Des Moines

Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML

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By Aaron - 14/05/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML

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rcgirl2 11

Thursday 26 July 2012 18:49

What can I say? Everybody loves cupcakes. :)

EMTchic 14

Thursday 26 July 2012 18:49

Can't blame them, cupcakes are freakin amazing .

Comments

Joui_fml 11

Wednesday 1 August 2012 20:59

Was it a good cupcake?

kissmyass23 6

Monday 6 August 2012 3:16

The mugger was probably on a diet & blamed you for flaunting temptation in front of them!

Azaarious 5

Friday 21 December 2012 20:54

Was it Pinkie Pie?

telli164 30

Wednesday 12 February 2014 12:57

I don't have cupcakes but I have chocolate brownies? :)

KingKralj 31

Wednesday 8 June 2016 20:28

"Today, my stuff wasn't stolen. FML"

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Same thing different taste

Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette

Great timing

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