Miscellaneous: Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but...

By Anonymous - 26/07/2012 10:42 - Australia

Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML

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By irony, huh? - 20/10/2019 14:00

Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML

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By macguy - 20/10/2016 14:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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By Amanda - 19/11/2010 05:14

Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML

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You deserved it 3 841

By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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You deserved it 3 719

By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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By justplaindumb - 04/08/2016 00:48 - United States - Des Moines

Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML

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You deserved it 16 205

By Aaron - 14/05/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML

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You deserved it 3 732

rcgirl2 11

Thursday 26 July 2012 18:49

What can I say? Everybody loves cupcakes. :)

EMTchic 14

Thursday 26 July 2012 18:49

Can't blame them, cupcakes are freakin amazing .

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redwingsfan88 9

Friday 27 July 2012 3:54

Well there's the 21st century for ya.

cblock94 7

Friday 27 July 2012 4:04

Must have been Derpy Hooves.

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 27 July 2012 4:23

Imagine that in the movie Ghost lol.

hateevryone 14

Friday 27 July 2012 5:28

Be glad that it was just for a cupcake.

sareje 3

Friday 27 July 2012 5:32

would you rather be mugged for a cell or laptop?

kayliers 5

Friday 27 July 2012 5:35

U should've just shoved it in ur mouth so they couldn't take it. :)

CantBeatMe2007 5

Friday 27 July 2012 5:37

What did u do?

diamondbaby16 4

Friday 27 July 2012 6:01

Somebody wanted a cucake :3

theladysman 1

Friday 27 July 2012 12:01

do you know how much that sounds like a bunch of bull shit ? is that all you can come up with to post

Stoopid_life 2

Friday 27 July 2012 13:19

Should of shoved it all in your mouth,chew it up,and with a mouthful of cupcake..say "still want it" :)

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Same thing different taste

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