Intimacy: Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into... - FML

By nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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By Wawawiwa - 21/07/2010 23:44 - Namibia

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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A little higher, dude

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

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Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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By horny21 - 21/02/2010 08:19 - Canada

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Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML

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By Amberain - 16/08/2012 15:16 - United Kingdom - Widnes

Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By again? - 15/03/2016 10:03 - United States - Olympia

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Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML

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Disinterested

By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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By ambermcnulty - 05/01/2010 02:27 - France

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Today, it was the first time my boyfriend saw me naked. He grabbed my breasts and began to sing, "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He's 22. FML

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Manchild

By Anonymous - 02/11/2021 05:00

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Today, my boyfriend of 5 years thought it would be funny to squat above my head completely naked while I was sleeping. When I woke up, his asshole and ball sack was in my face. FML

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Top comments

sallen0046 4

Thursday 23 December 2010 12:17

So what? Every intimate encounter of your life will not be romantic. If you can't learn to appreciate the playful times, you're going to have serious difficulty hanging on to a boyfriend.

KingDingALing 9

Thursday 23 December 2010 12:20

You should do the same thing with his balls, OP.

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deladouceur 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 6:40

haha thats awesome!!!

Cotts91 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 8:37

haha classic

mattstermind93 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 9:40

that's awesome !!!

GeekMaster6000 3

Saturday 25 December 2010 12:13

That's ******* hilarious! Although, very bad timing. Guys joke around a lot. You might not always be fond of it, but you'll just have to put up with it and laugh at times.

lilkimbowl 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 15:01

rofl. at least u have big enough boobs to punch. some girls don't have that privelege

kaykay17 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 6:12

Hahahhahaha ohhh my god, but I can't stop laughing I could just see that happening

Jayeckz 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 9:38

That's hilarious

IsumoVamp 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 9:46

That's so cute :) he's a keeper

Dibil 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 5:15

Wtf

Poilo_fml 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 5:44

that's pretty funny

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