Intimacy: Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into...

By nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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Same thing different taste

By Wawawiwa - 21/07/2010 23:44 - Namibia

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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A little higher, dude

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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By horny21 - 21/02/2010 08:19 - Canada

Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML

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By Amberain - 16/08/2012 15:16 - United Kingdom - Widnes

Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By again? - 15/03/2016 10:03 - United States - Olympia

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML

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Disinterested

By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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By ambermcnulty - 05/01/2010 02:27 - France

Today, it was the first time my boyfriend saw me naked. He grabbed my breasts and began to sing, "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He's 22. FML

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Manchild

By Anonymous - 02/11/2021 05:00

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years thought it would be funny to squat above my head completely naked while I was sleeping. When I woke up, his asshole and ball sack was in my face. FML

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Thursday 23 December 2010 12:17

So what? Every intimate encounter of your life will not be romantic. If you can't learn to appreciate the playful times, you're going to have serious difficulty hanging on to a boyfriend.

KingDingALing 9

Thursday 23 December 2010 12:20

You should do the same thing with his balls, OP.

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krato 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 20:40

HAHAHAHA DUN (punch) DUN (punch) DUN DUN(punch) DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNN (PUNCH)

bakaneko718 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 20:58

sorry if I knew you a long time and that popped in my head I would have done it too. but your life sucks

Scorch117 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 21:07

Do it to his nutsack. ;) But for real, he's a keeper. XD

ckjacques53198 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 21:22

I don't joke around when it's time to get laid. He is getting way too much if he can afford to chance offending you. Move on

Vernon247 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 21:50

then u whip ur hair n kill him ???

nephist 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 22:13

ouch that sucks

Trencher21 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 22:30

wow u should do that to his balls

fearfulsymmetry 1

Thursday 23 December 2010 23:00

"Oh no, I'm an immature little girl who expects every intimate moment to be like something out of a romance novel. FML, FML, FML. I also lack a sense humor and can't handle a little joke." ^ that is a REAL FML. Not this bullshit you posted OP. YDI.

fearfulsymmetry 1

Thursday 23 December 2010 23:09

Aw, I got moderated. I knew I was edging a little too close to breaking the rules, but I was feeling rebellious. :( OP, get a sense of humor. Not every intimate encounter you have with your boyfriend will be out of a romance novel. The real FML is that you're an immature girl who lacks a sense of humor. You should have posted that up instead.