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By nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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By Wawawiwa - 21/07/2010 23:44 - Namibia

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

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Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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By horny21 - 21/02/2010 08:19 - Canada

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Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML

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By Amberain - 16/08/2012 15:16 - United Kingdom - Widnes

Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By again? - 15/03/2016 10:03 - United States - Olympia

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Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML

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By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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By ambermcnulty - 05/01/2010 02:27 - France

Spicy

Today, it was the first time my boyfriend saw me naked. He grabbed my breasts and began to sing, "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He's 22. FML

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Manchild

By Anonymous - 02/11/2021 05:00

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Today, my boyfriend of 5 years thought it would be funny to squat above my head completely naked while I was sleeping. When I woke up, his asshole and ball sack was in my face. FML

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sallen0046 4

Thursday 23 December 2010 12:17

So what? Every intimate encounter of your life will not be romantic. If you can't learn to appreciate the playful times, you're going to have serious difficulty hanging on to a boyfriend.

KingDingALing 9

Thursday 23 December 2010 12:20

You should do the same thing with his balls, OP.

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lostsoul1715 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 23:46

LMFAO I died reading this, it's too funny!!

glitchedgamer 0

Friday 24 December 2010 1:14

Omg I gotta try that. That's ******* EPIC

scottgallegos 0

Friday 24 December 2010 1:23

Haha I have done this to my girlfriend to the same song. She refuses to listen to it ever again.

stanfordjack 0

Friday 24 December 2010 1:24

kinky.

missbehavinn 2

Friday 24 December 2010 1:25

lol!!

MissSarcastic 3

Friday 24 December 2010 1:28

Haha Awww thats cute, it's playful; Unless he was punching them hard :P but I think it's cute in a weird way. Oh and...Say Epic one more time >:O

desser627 0

Friday 24 December 2010 2:31

that's what you get for having saggy boobs, granny!

persimmon 0

Friday 24 December 2010 3:58

hhahaha

RUSH777 0

Friday 24 December 2010 4:29

AHAHAHAHAHAHA. I would have loved that! 80s Hair metal FTW! xD

ALBATROSS9080 0

Friday 24 December 2010 4:40

woman can't take jokes

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