Kids: Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks...

By TimeForAHairCut - 08/06/2012 23:44 - United States - Eugene

Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML

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You deserved it 2 109

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By baldygirl - 02/11/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML

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You deserved it 3 532

By my dumb bro - 17/04/2013 16:13 - United States - Gillham

Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML

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You deserved it 8 763

By ellieowenie - 29/07/2012 08:11 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML

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You deserved it 3 439

Demented

By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 18:49 - France - Le Rove

Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 369

You deserved it 3 164

By hairless - 09/10/2011 03:53 - Canada

Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 448

You deserved it 6 780

By M95 - 03/03/2010 19:11 - Norway

Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML

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You deserved it 4 845

Hair code

By MoreThanABadHairDay - 25/03/2023 04:00

Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML

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You deserved it 99

Uncanny valley

By Anonymous - 02/02/2023 06:00

Today, I got a new, short haircut. Now I look like my little brother who died two years ago. FML

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You deserved it 132

By hair2daygone4ever - 14/01/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML

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You deserved it 4 772

By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 121

You deserved it 3 144

DogsPaw 16

Saturday 9 June 2012 9:22

Well older brothers often mess with little brothers... Just do shit that will annoy him, just like he wanted.

NothingsEasy 4

Saturday 9 June 2012 9:16

That is just terrible......

Comments

NoahEibon 11

Sunday 10 June 2012 4:39

If he was my little bro and did that to me, he would've been bitch slapped so hard, nobody messes with my hair.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sunday 10 June 2012 5:56

That's messed up on so many levels.

HighGTurn 12

Sunday 10 June 2012 9:04

I just lost some IQ points reading that.

Sakura11101 4

Sunday 10 June 2012 18:53

I'd probably go on a rampage if that happened to me. I've grown my hair out for years and I can't stand having short hair. I hope your hair grows back fast though. FYL.

Eiregal2 10

Monday 11 June 2012 0:50

I'd ******* throttle him, seriously! if I had a little brother and he did that to me that boy would be entering a world of pain.

iwadasn 32

Monday 11 June 2012 4:20

The OP is his older sister, and he wants an older brother instead. He thought cutting off a girl's hair would somehow magically turn her into a boy, thus the FML.

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 11 June 2012 6:24

Hair today, gone tomorrow... Sounds like the relationship between you and your little brother got a bit hairy but maybe you should remove his man bits so that he won't be able to sire any hairs... ... ok, i'll stop now

Chandler1Bing 0

Monday 11 June 2012 23:07

"Nice half-ro." "What?!"

Aealyn 1

Tuesday 12 June 2012 22:39

OP...have you read the Song of Fire and Ice books? Do you know who Gregor Clegane is? Just...thought you might take solace in knowing you don't have the worst sibling in the world...