Intimacy: Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art...

By Opplyst11 - 18/03/2009 20:37 - United States

Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:13 - Denmark

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2012 20:48 - United States - Charlotte

Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML

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By Why - 29/01/2016 22:53

Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

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By Bden - 21/03/2009 20:11 - United States

Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML

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By scarred - 22/10/2009 12:30 - France

Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML

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By artclasstrauma - 15/05/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML

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By 12incher - 15/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 20:41 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML

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By illequipt - 16/03/2009 03:20 - Canada

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

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Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:46

did she draw it hard?

khold 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:53

Did you see anyone breathe a sigh of frustration, erase furiously and start that section over?

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nightmaregolem1 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:51

omg that is great

TEAZO 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:52

easy up SHAM WOW! hope she kept you up for the whole time coz it would be a disappointment to let your self down XD

oneworldguy 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 14:57

Okay, 13 made me laugh my head off!!! LoL

ohmybejeezus 6

Monday 9 April 2012 18:29

Haha! Your head... ;)

gabbyh 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:52

oh that's so sad...... She must have been pretty hot to make you hard when she had all her clothes on and wasn't doing anything sexual. I wonder if that happens to her a lot. I think it would be really creepy to be SO HOT just like walking down the street, random guys get boners when they look at you.

LaidToRest48 9

Monday 6 September 2010 17:57

ur pretty dumb its mostly cuz he was already nude

ch3s 4

Monday 18 July 2011 5:02

Being nude should not be sexual, I mean you are born nude, and it is perfectly natural to be nude. Plus, how many other animals wear clothes?

woody768 0

Friday 29 July 2011 8:31

I think societies view on nudity makes it a lot more sexual than it is supposed to be

kettlemen 1

Friday 5 August 2011 3:06

235 People are not animals

Stonedmanalex 0

Monday 7 November 2011 17:05

238- In what universe

irokyoursox 6

Tuesday 3 January 2012 8:08

Ok, you're naked and there's a hot girl in the same room looking at you. How could you not get a boner?

HeadShots4Hope 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:53

Dude, what the Hell were they expecting when they heard they were gonna have a naked guy stand in the middle of the room? "Gee, I hope this won't be weird!" It's a "Life Art" class, thats part of life.

Brittanyy 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:53

HAHAH. That's hilarious.

fourwheelsoffury 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:53

Bahahahahahaha, best fml ever!

khold 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:53

Did you see anyone breathe a sigh of frustration, erase furiously and start that section over?

DllnBro 0

Friday 12 February 2010 10:04

ahahahaha lmfao

julien672 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 19:58

your a god xD

norarabe 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 22:35

Good one!

wildstar 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:55

There was a skit about this on SNL about ten years ago, starring Will Ferrell. If your story is true, TC, then that's hilarious. Like someone else said, it would be great if that girl drew your penis erect.