Intimacy: Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art... - FML

By Opplyst11 - 18/03/2009 20:37 - United States

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Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:13 - Denmark

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2012 20:48 - United States - Charlotte

Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML

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By Why - 29/01/2016 22:53

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Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

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By Bden - 21/03/2009 20:11 - United States

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Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML

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By scarred - 22/10/2009 12:30 - France

Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML

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By artclasstrauma - 15/05/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML

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By 12incher - 15/03/2009 04:45 - United States

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Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 20:41 - Canada - Brampton

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Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML

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By illequipt - 16/03/2009 03:20 - Canada

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Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

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O_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:46

did she draw it hard?

khold 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:53

Did you see anyone breathe a sigh of frustration, erase furiously and start that section over?

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Four 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:58

ROFL @ 18

artykat 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:02

You have a hair trigger, there, pally.

kinkysexx 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:05

you fail. this is fake, guys get a pill to take to ensure they don't get an erection during life art, they get the same pill if they're going to be in their underwear during a performance or something. so yeah, sorry to burst everyone's bubble.

Komatose 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:06

It reminds me of this perfume commercial my friend showed me... It's kinda the exact same thing... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3pWalvjpyc Still, lol @ u.

Kassad_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:07

well since you had an hard on they just had to change something fast on the picture before it went away, now that once in a lifetime opportunity :D

lolol182 4

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:07

PELVIC THRUST!

RikaCarbon 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:09

Haha, that's funny...poor baby:P

funkbasschild 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:11

thats when you wink ;)

Pokerdance 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:12

... fake.

kk_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:13

this is completely fake, probably inspired by will ferrell. ive been taking art classes for years with male nude models and this has NEVER happened. they all take something to make sure it doesnt happen before every class

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