Intimacy: Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art...

By Opplyst11 - 18/03/2009 20:37 - United States

Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:13 - Denmark

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2012 20:48 - United States - Charlotte

Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML

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By Why - 29/01/2016 22:53

Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

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By Bden - 21/03/2009 20:11 - United States

Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML

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By scarred - 22/10/2009 12:30 - France

Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML

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By artclasstrauma - 15/05/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML

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By 12incher - 15/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 20:41 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML

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By illequipt - 16/03/2009 03:20 - Canada

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

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O_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:46

did she draw it hard?

khold 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:53

Did you see anyone breathe a sigh of frustration, erase furiously and start that section over?

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Ughnotagain 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 2:24

Omg. I take art classes and I was a student who had to draw a nude man and he also got hard. This was like a month ago.

dcfcfreak 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 2:33

you definately should have looked at one of the guys in the class and winked at him haha that would freak him out so bad

rabbidpichu 11

Friday 8 August 2014 5:06

That just made my day

log1k 3

Thursday 19 March 2009 2:40

Aww.... that sucks dude lol I have life drawing classes every friday, haven't seen that happen yet... and I don't look forward to it lol

jpgenius123 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 2:44

that would happen to any of us. be happy, she now knows how long your dick is and she just might want to see it in person again.

aishiteiruyo 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 2:45

omg #18 i love you so much. #66 that's terrible i'm so, so sorry.

Silhouette_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 2:45

Oh man... how unprofessional.

dcfcfreak 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 2:52

HAHA you should have looked at her and then started licking your lips

pudgypaw 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 2:52

#66 AND #71, have you drawn a nude girl that started getting wet??? or inverted nipples suddenly popping out? i know getting excited for guy models is more obvious but it can be just as bad for girls. and regarding the disturbing translucent fluid out of the guy's penis, i think it's precum. if that was coming out in spite of no erection, the guy has... what's that called... argh i forgot the term...