Intimacy: Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art...

By Opplyst11 - 18/03/2009 20:37 - United States

Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:13 - Denmark

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2012 20:48 - United States - Charlotte

Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML

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By Why - 29/01/2016 22:53

Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

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By Bden - 21/03/2009 20:11 - United States

Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML

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By scarred - 22/10/2009 12:30 - France

Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML

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By artclasstrauma - 15/05/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML

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By 12incher - 15/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 20:41 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML

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By illequipt - 16/03/2009 03:20 - Canada

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

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Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:46

did she draw it hard?

khold 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:53

Did you see anyone breathe a sigh of frustration, erase furiously and start that section over?

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goldfish69 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 3:11

you should of been like you know you like this, how bout we go back to my place for some more "modeling"

cherrybollosm04 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 3:18

# 18 beats everyone elses comments/concerns/questions hilarrrrrious

greenrapsody 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 3:31

thankfully, art students are usually pretty chill about that. odds are, if you're average looking, they've seen much worse. (like old gross men or really creepy dudes in the same...predicament) they'll probably joke about you for a while though :P best case scenario, they were all so intent on drawing your arm or your face or w/e they didnt even notice (best case of course)

bullseye3535 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 3:44

don't act like your not impressed

aFro_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 3:49

#68 you're obviously not an art student-- i've never heard of a "life art" class. I am however currently enrolled in "life drawing" when in doubt, listen to the guys who take the class, not the guy who models for them

dino_rawr 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 3:49

I had to draw a nude guy yesterday in my art class. He faced me and watched me draw him for our 20 minute sketch and it was kinda awkward. My boyfriend asked if he got hard watching me draw him, haha. I couldn't even see from the way he was sitting though. I have to do the same thing again tomorrow...

Mikeymikey 4

Thursday 19 March 2009 3:56

legendary.... it's awkward but if she blushed then u're in buddy!!

xoxowhatever 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 3:57

although it may seem really embarrassing it happens a lot...so it seems. a couple weeks ago a nude model came into my drawing class for us and he got hard too...you never know maybe she was impressed.

giganoodle 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 4:08

i'm sure there are more pornos than i can count that start this way

weewoo12 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 4:18

WELL WAY TO EFFING GO MAN!!!!! YOU COULDVE RUINED PEOPLES PICTURES, I HOPE THEY KICKED YOU OUT OF THE CLASS FOR DOING THAT!!! JEEZ LOIZ!!!! but seriously, did u get her number like #9 asked, or just get absolutely embarrassed??