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By diva467 - 03/10/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy having a great time. I went up to go to the ladies' room, but as I walked back to the table, I heard some giggles. I looked and found out why. My skirt was tucked into my underwear. I was wearing my lucky Star Wars-themed panties. FML

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By Pantsontheground - 09/08/2018 12:30 - United States - New York

Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Greenville

Today, while wearing a sexy pair of undies for my partner and taking him out on a nice dinner, I trusted a fart walking from the car to the restaurant and shit myself. FML

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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By dorrisdoes - 28/07/2014 20:47 - New Zealand

Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML

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By nooo - 05/02/2015 00:00 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I got a wedgie after a workout class. As I was walking, I used my gym bag to discreetly unwedgie it, and then turned around to check that no one was there. The cute guy that I had a crush on last year was right behind me, and by the look on his face, it wasn't discreet. FML

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By brooke - 13/08/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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By whoopsiedoodle - 21/05/2009 12:45 - Canada

Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML

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By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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By Ella - 21/01/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

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Otto_fml 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:09

More women should wear these.

chillbro69 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:09

may the force be with you

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Bloodknight 22

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:33

Thats hot! I would love any chick ballsy enough to rock something like that!

Expertfail 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:35

Allow me to be neither the first nor the last to say that I'd have you, *especially* with the Star Wars undies..

littlegolferboy 4

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:40

Oh wow, marry me? But you have to keep those panties on during sex.

MadeOfAwesome 1

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:44

I'm jealous.

dimension516 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:56

Reading this gave me a boner

benjiadc123 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 7:50

Very mature :P

Honda288 2

Saturday 27 August 2011 4:55

Awesomely blunt comment!

USF_Jared 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 0:00

I love you. Why can't all women be like this. Oh, and you definitely belong on MLIA.

etantao 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 0:01

Thats pretty bad, i'd be so ashamed. BUT you are cool as hell for having star wars panties.

wickedsmart 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 0:02

Ha ha FAIL you nasty **** sucking ****

Garanaw 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 0:04

What's wrong with that? XD

cmac86 23

Sunday 4 October 2009 0:04

while I love a woman that appreciates and likes Star Wars, if you want men to respect you, grow up and wear appropriate clothing.

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Same thing different taste

Looking like a fool...

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Nice boxers

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