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By Carrie - 03/03/2010 13:21 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML

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By DennisQuaide69 - 27/06/2017 00:00

Today, I went on an a date with a guy I met online. We were waiting in line at Starbucks when he turned to me and said, "Do you want anything?" Just before I was about to answer, he practically shoved in front of me and paid for himself. The cashier looked more horrified than I did. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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By EllaElle - 04/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML

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By notnerb - 19/05/2009 10:13 - New Zealand

Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2014 22:44 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML

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By lamesauce - 15/02/2009 10:32 - Canada

Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

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By nononame - 10/03/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML

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Where are you?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML

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Fake news

By sayno - 12/11/2010 11:06 - Switzerland

Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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spellfire 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:13

His Polyjuice Potion started to wear off. Odd, it should've lasted for an hour.

Finoewae 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:07

He probably had diarrhea from the coffee. Don't be so quick to judge.

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motheroffuck 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 21:01

i don't think he ran away to get away from you, i mean why would he stick around for 30 minutes then decide he didn't like you? he probably had diarrhea or something.

candy1 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 21:06

wait maybe he was just going to fart or something like that but doesn't wanna get embrassed in front of you. maybe he likes you OP:)

father_time 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 21:17

I met my wife on the Internet and she is trully amazing and I am blessed to have her as a part of my life...I am 36 now, we got married 2yrs ago after dating for 3yrs.. Internet dating is kinda like sales, the more you put your self out there, the better the odds are that you will find someone who you can connect with... I am very picky and went on 100s of dates. Most of them were fun and even though they may have not worked out, I still had a lot of fun meeting new people and a few of them are still freinds with me today. The great thing is you don't really have to worry about seeing that person again. (for the most part)

Sheslikeheroin 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 21:26

Give him credit for even spending 30 minutes with a fat girl. Poor guy I hope nobody saw him.

blacklight302 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 21:42

the kitchen will still be there for u

livingdeadgirl9 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 21:52

The sexist jokes are ridiculous. If this was a man OP speaking about a date with a woman, you wouldn't be bashing him. Just immature. We don't know what happened. maybe he did have diarrhea as others have said or maybe he just wasn't into her and was too rude to just say it. who knows. sucks, OP, but who wants someone who bails on you like that? The search for mr. right continues...