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By Carrie - 03/03/2010 13:21 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML

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By DennisQuaide69 - 27/06/2017 00:00

Today, I went on an a date with a guy I met online. We were waiting in line at Starbucks when he turned to me and said, "Do you want anything?" Just before I was about to answer, he practically shoved in front of me and paid for himself. The cashier looked more horrified than I did. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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By EllaElle - 04/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML

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By notnerb - 19/05/2009 10:13 - New Zealand

Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

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First Dates

By Anonymous - 06/06/2014 22:44 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML

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By lamesauce - 15/02/2009 10:32 - Canada

Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

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By nononame - 10/03/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML

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Where are you?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML

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Fake news

By sayno - 12/11/2010 11:06 - Switzerland

Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML

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Profile pictures

By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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spellfire 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:13

His Polyjuice Potion started to wear off. Odd, it should've lasted for an hour.

Finoewae 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:07

He probably had diarrhea from the coffee. Don't be so quick to judge.

Comments

erjaguam 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:50

well. this is why you should get out there and meet people.

ktbird 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 18:14

Isn't that what the OP is doing?

AGGoddess 2

Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:51

This one could go either way. Yes, that does sound rude, but none of us have any idea how the OP acted on the date.

jalopotan 8

Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:56

Ok but guys stop!Online dating my mom used to do it cause she's not single but she's gettin married soon :3 also man that guy is a douche.

chandlerthedog 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 17:02

prob shit himself thinking if having sex with you.....

blastvortex 3

Wednesday 3 March 2010 17:06

I could swear I've seen this one before... meh....

alexandraa_fml 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 17:06

Yes.. yes.. shallow AND pedantic.

50epidemic 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 17:10

YDI go to the gym!!!

livingdeadgirl9 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 21:48

wow, if you know the OP is fat, then you are amazing. so i'll assume you don't and tell you to stfu.

darkmis1 17

Wednesday 3 March 2010 17:15

Wow he sounds like a jerk. You're better off without him, OP.

MRagland 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 17:24

Ouchhhh!

buggybeauty 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 17:36

wow, what the hell did you say to screw it up?

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