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By Carrie - 03/03/2010 13:21 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML

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By DennisQuaide69 - 27/06/2017 00:00

Today, I went on an a date with a guy I met online. We were waiting in line at Starbucks when he turned to me and said, "Do you want anything?" Just before I was about to answer, he practically shoved in front of me and paid for himself. The cashier looked more horrified than I did. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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Caught

By EllaElle - 04/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML

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By notnerb - 19/05/2009 10:13 - New Zealand

Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

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First Dates

By Anonymous - 06/06/2014 22:44 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML

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By lamesauce - 15/02/2009 10:32 - Canada

Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

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By nononame - 10/03/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML

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Where are you?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML

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Fake news

By sayno - 12/11/2010 11:06 - Switzerland

Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML

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Profile pictures

By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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spellfire 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:13

His Polyjuice Potion started to wear off. Odd, it should've lasted for an hour.

Finoewae 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:07

He probably had diarrhea from the coffee. Don't be so quick to judge.

Comments

MrFlintstone 5

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:14

who dates people they meet online there are some people out there that will harm you if you give them the chance

corme_fml 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 19:04

as opposed to dating people you meet in person? cause they surely won't hurt you

yay4felix 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 6:55

Maybe he had to poop?

shamille 5

Thursday 4 March 2010 7:37

sexiness research results selfgenocide>>>dudeitsdanny

dudeitsdanny 9

Thursday 4 March 2010 7:46

I'm flattered I was in the contest? Lmao. Why didn't anyone tell me? =P

dudeitsdanny 9

Thursday 4 March 2010 7:57

hey, my profile picture chose the right time to vanish, lmao

shamille 5

Thursday 4 March 2010 15:30

because i just made it up

dudeitsdanny 9

Thursday 4 March 2010 16:26

I'm still more adorable. Just so ya know =)

NJatTheDisco 5

Thursday 4 March 2010 7:38

oh man, when i read this is eriously felt bad for you, but i also thought it was pretty funny as well, youre young you'll get over it. :)

RuralNinja 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 10:30

YDI for having a date at starbucks.

Briannatrowers 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 10:51

Video-dating is by far the only effective tool to make sure the guy you meet will get along with you. Sites like Reelspark.com and even facebook have video messaging and allow video updates. The camera never lies. He only saw you based on a picture! If you both atleast spoke via webcam you could have found out long ago if there is a connection. best of luck.

comedicreliever 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 16:42

That's what you get for starting a conversation with "I want your seed to foster my belly spawn..."

morella_xx 29

Thursday 4 March 2010 22:27

And you know this... how? Or are you just regurgitating what you're used to telling your friends when they've scared someone off? Maybe OP is the idiot, and he just had to get away from the inane conversation.