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Maybe he forgot he had to be somewhere?
I agree...a little late on the lemon law, but maybe he's new at it. Lemon law it is.
maybe he had explosive diarrhea, in that case, we'll see his post soon enough.
epic ownage
Why is this an FML? You dodged a bullet!
YDI for taking him out for coffee instead of making it yourself in the kitchen where you belong. Stay in the kitchen next time and lock the doors. Then your next date can't run away from you.
Don't worry about it, OP. You don't want a relationship of any kind from the sort of asshole that does that.
maybe he had the diarrhea
You're french, aren't you?
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His Polyjuice Potion started to wear off. Odd, it should've lasted for an hour.
He probably had diarrhea from the coffee. Don't be so quick to judge.