By Carrie - 03/03/2010 13:21 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 226
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

His Polyjuice Potion started to wear off. Odd, it should've lasted for an hour.

Finoewae 0

He probably had diarrhea from the coffee. Don't be so quick to judge.

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Maybe he forgot he had to be somewhere?

coredalae 0

I agree...a little late on the lemon law, but maybe he's new at it. Lemon law it is.

flacofromny23 0

maybe he had explosive diarrhea, in that case, we'll see his post soon enough.

Why is this an FML? You dodged a bullet!

YDI for taking him out for coffee instead of making it yourself in the kitchen where you belong. Stay in the kitchen next time and lock the doors. Then your next date can't run away from you.

bfffness 0

if it took him 30 mins, it means he didn't leave you because you're ugly, but because you're hella annoying / boring. look on the bright side, at least he didn't leave within 30 secs of meeting you.

Don't worry about it, OP. You don't want a relationship of any kind from the sort of asshole that does that.