By The Doc - 07/06/2016 22:41

Today, I was on a first date at a bar, when a girl walks over and ask me if I'm a doctor. I said yes, thinking she overheard me talking about my PhD. The girl then showed me a lump on her breast and asked what to do about it. My date then slapped me and left. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 639
You deserved it 1 393

Same thing different taste

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Why would your date blame you, though? Unless you lifted up her shirt, it wasn't your fault.

At least you dodged a bullet with your first date. Slapping was incredibly illogical.

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Awe you sound like a sweet guy, there are a lot of crazies out there, better luck next time

It's not a matter of crazy more a matter of possible jealousy by the opposite sex

I think it's pretty crazy to slap someone and leave because another person showed them their breast..

Honestly, I find this hard to believe.

If you picture that girl really drunk, it doesn't sound so unbelievable.

TMO2142 25

FML staff, please edit this so the "and" after "slapped" is gone

She seems like an overly jealous type, which is always bad, but I'm gonna ask: Why do your first date at a bar? I know, to each their own, but it's pretty hard to focus on the person you're with when there's so much going on.

nonsensical 26

Actually, depending on the type of bar it could be the ideal place. You grab a drink and just talk to each other for as long as you want. It's a casual setting for a first date and relieves the pressure any expensive restaurant would put on the 2

I never said it had to be at an expensive restaurant; a first date could be anywhere they choose. But most bars I know of aren't quiet places (though they exist). From OP's account, it seems like a regular bar, which can be prone to distractions.

Many of the commenters are assuming this is the whole story. It's very possible, likely even, that it was the OP's response to boob girl that earned him the slap. E.g. stared too hard and too long, didn't object quickly, or maybe even reached out and copped a feel. Possibly it wasn't anything that extreme, but whatever his knee jerk reaction was to the tit that walked over, it probably wasn't immediate disgust, offense, or rejection or his date wouldn't have had time to slap him. Ms. Cleavage was being highly disrespectful of his date, and anything short of the three reactions I just listed would be adding insult to his date. Always be considerate of the people you are with.

Regardless of his reaction he didn't "earn" the slap. His date assaulted him. It was in no way his fault

You still shouldn't slap people. I doubt it was anything as bad as coping a feel, but if it was, it definitely was NOT ok, but he shouldn't get a slap. No one should get a slap. I hate that it's ok for women to slap men for any reason. It shouldn't be ok to slap anyone. A woman slapping a man should get the same reaction a man would get slapping a woman.

I'll concede to that point, I agree slapping is not an okay response to being offended.

jcash52426 5

Please tell me your date was going really bad and you paid your friend to do that. That girl must have been really drunk

jcash52426 5

Come on you have never had a friend come with you on a date that you weren't really into and had a single to get you out the the date. I know it messed up to do but I know a few people that have done it

You should have slapped her back #equality

"It's difficult to tell without my equipment, but I can do what we call a 'vibration test'." *sticks face between the boobs and motorboats*

then; M'am may I try a new and innovative technique called a "lump reduction handling"? *grabs boobs*

Why the hell would your date slap you?! That's not your fault! You deserve better her anyway if that's how her mind works.