Miscellaneous: Today, I was on a first date at a bar, when a girl walks over...

By The Doc - 07/06/2016 22:41

Today, I was on a first date at a bar, when a girl walks over and ask me if I'm a doctor. I said yes, thinking she overheard me talking about my PhD. The girl then showed me a lump on her breast and asked what to do about it. My date then slapped me and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

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By f*ck - 02/05/2012 16:22 - United States

Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2014 02:00 - United States - New Ulm

Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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By noway - 22/03/2015 04:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a girl asked me to check out her left breast, which she said she'd found a strange lump on. I'm an orthodontist. FML

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Saturday 6 August 2016 11:12

Why would your date blame you, though? Unless you lifted up her shirt, it wasn't your fault.

cocacola999 27

Saturday 6 August 2016 11:03

At least you dodged a bullet with your first date. Slapping was incredibly illogical.

Comments

ViviMage 38

Saturday 6 August 2016 16:59

My fiancé has a Ph.D in retrovirology and epigenetics. He wouldn't know what to do about a breast lump either! Ph.Ds are not the same things as MDs people! And why is it ok to whip out a breast in public?? Oh, it's a bar. That makes total drunken sense now!

Zebediabolical 39

Saturday 6 August 2016 19:45

Because it's just a breast. If it's ok for a man to go topless why shouldn't it be ok for a woman to do the same?

species4872 19

Saturday 6 August 2016 20:59

Simple because a man topless has long been accepted and expected and does not cause in most women the same effects as a topless woman would cause in some men. It is a simple fact that the most undesirable, selfish, sleazy, depraved individuals with little self control who act without thought are men. You ladies must protect yourselves. Equality doesn't enter into it.

DoomedGemini 37

Sunday 7 August 2016 2:52

I wouldn't say it doesn't cause the same reaction.. It's just common rather than a secret. I've seen plenty of women practically drool over a shirtless guy. And your last comment also contributes. Instead of demanding self control and respect, many people seem to shrug things off as "boys will be boys".

Calingaladha 21

Saturday 6 August 2016 17:01

I'm guessing breast lumps aren't your areola of expertise? But that reaction from your date was over-the-top.

Beautymarked 12

Saturday 6 August 2016 17:26

Your date sounded grade A retarded. Hope you find a better one.

AverageAvarice 23

Saturday 6 August 2016 17:42

The only thing that could have been said to that woman is she needs to go to her General Practioner so he can check the lump and recommend her for a biopsy. But these things happen all the time, especially in the hospital hallway. People just try to show you their crevices. "Doctor I have this weird rash under my right butt cheek, is it herpes?", "Here just touch it." Stop it. Please. I feel bad if your not even an M.D. or D.O. who is used to the sight and smells.