By The Doc - 07/06/2016 22:41

Today, I was on a first date at a bar, when a girl walks over and ask me if I'm a doctor. I said yes, thinking she overheard me talking about my PhD. The girl then showed me a lump on her breast and asked what to do about it. My date then slapped me and left. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Why would your date blame you, though? Unless you lifted up her shirt, it wasn't your fault.

At least you dodged a bullet with your first date. Slapping was incredibly illogical.

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Emo_tech PhD may be a "Doctor" but not a medical doctor he did nothing to deserve that woman showing him her bosom

Just because no one else has said it- considering that your date hit you, you would be well within your rights to press charges. I don't know how well it would stick, but it's something to consider at least. Or, if you met via a dating site, make a comment on her profile about the fact she considered physical assault an appropriate response to her date being forcibly flashed.

Ok, how about this. It was all a planned setup by your date and the other girl. Your date gave a sign to the other girl and that is when she approached. This is done so the date can end sooner if your date did not like you and the girls can still go out looking for others. Some girls do this sort of thing to score a free meal and a few drinks.

For a second there I thought you might have been the useful kind of doctor.

Should report her for assult. Bitches gotta learn you can't just slap people and get away with it

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"She showed you her boobs out of ******* nowhere so it's your fault." WHAT.