Animals: Today, I was on a job trial at the local pet shop and, naturally,...

By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 09:10 - Australia

Today, I was on a job trial at the local pet shop and, naturally, was doing all the disgusting jobs. As I was cleaning the kittens' litter in the cat enclosure, someone thought it would be funny to lock me in there. I sat in a giant cage in the middle of the store with people laughing at me. FML

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By toryzhere - 29/03/2012 11:13 - Canada

Today, I had a job interview. I have major OCD, and I had to sit in a room with a man covered in cat hair, struggling to even survive for an hour and a half. FML

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Today, I was pretending a long corridor at work was a catwalk, when a coworker walked out just in time to see me prancing around like an idiot. Now the whole building is laughing about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2023 15:00 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I had a job interview for a position at a police station. I asked to use the restroom and accidentally opened the wrong door, locking myself in a stairwell. I had to knock on the door until somebody let me out. Safe to say I didn't get the job. FML

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By TheNotSoGoodDay - 25/04/2016 23:29 - United States - Charlestown

Today, my brothers thought it would be funny to put me inside a huge luggage bag we got for a trip to Canada. It was all fun and games until they dragged me outside, kicked me down a few steps, and left me stuck in the bag, locked outside with the cat. FML

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Saturday 16 January 2010 16:17

You should have pretended to be a cat. I'm sure everyone would have cracked up when you started licking your own fur.

saranottelling 7

Saturday 16 January 2010 16:03

That's horrible! I hope you weren't trapped in there too long.

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dis_moi 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 22:51

woah. sorry. hope it gets better :)

xxKezellyxx 0

Friday 14 October 2011 3:17

Lol I liked working in a let shop. Were the kittens still in the cage ahah I'd be fine with it xD

ChoolyBooly 32

Sunday 1 February 2015 5:58

I hope if you took the job that it was just a little friendly joking around to welcome you....if it wasn't I hope you quit or didn't go for the job at all.