Transportation: Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very...

By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

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By needanewride - 16/11/2012 02:40 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30

Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and says "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2012 13:53 - Australia - Perth

Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML

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Crotch rot

By LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

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By belladonna - 26/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML

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By Violated - 09/12/2009 08:47 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

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tunacansam 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 12:05

you didn't deserve it, you wanted it 5 minutes?

hk_fml 9

Sunday 5 July 2009 12:05

Ewww. What a freak. You should slapped him and pushed him into the metal bars.

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Brokendreams_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 17:25

Yeah the TRAIN made him fall in your breasts...

OperationNicole_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 17:27

5 minutes of him rubbing his penis on you and you did not do anything? I'm sorry but it couldn't have bothered you that much because I would have gone crazy on his ass after 10 seconds. YDI.

lmfaowww 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 17:30

His life is made of win right now.

softballplaya822 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 17:38

there is another FML on here that is exactly the same as this one.....

Shyman4ever 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 17:40

What's with old men trying have sex these days?

AdamGD 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 17:44

You gotta love horny old men! That is the kind of crazy shit i hope to be doing when i am old

CFR 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 17:51

I really doubt she was timing it and I highly doubt it was exactly five minutes. But yeah. My sister wants me to take the ETS? hahaha I don't think so! Not unless I have a big strong boyfriend or an absoultely kick ass best friend who doesn't mind protecting me from old, horny men. What's up with that? I thought old men were supposed to be cute and innocent? You know, the white mustache, possibly a Santa beard and a jolly laugh because they've lived their lives well and are married to a sweet old woman who still makes them their lunch? NOT THEIR PENISES FOR GODSSAKE! They're old, what makes them think they need any more than they've already gotten in their umpteen years?! And what makes them think that any random young attractive woman is going to sleep with them? (unless they're really really rich)