Miscellaneous: Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around...

By webcammistake - 17/03/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 102

You deserved it 75 829

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By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 276

You deserved it 4 585

By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 20:50

Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year old girl, for my grandpa. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 913

You deserved it 2 355

By justno - 29/06/2014 00:26 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 243

You deserved it 5 276

By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 520

You deserved it 3 237

By Kev - 20/08/2014 17:53 - United States - Flemington

Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 081

You deserved it 43 835

Big Grandma

By fmylifechelsea - 27/04/2009 19:41 - Canada

Today, I was taking my boyfriend to meet my grandparents. They live on the 27th floor. Alone in the elevator we started making out. Turns out that there's a camera in the elevator, connected to every apartment. My grandma asked me how it was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 079

You deserved it 19 558

By Momlovesme - 08/08/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 253

You deserved it 17 460

By fuckingdieyouoldhag - 20/05/2014 20:08 - United States

Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 666

You deserved it 9 628

Arse!

By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 561

You deserved it 236

By Sursion - 12/11/2009 17:34 - Canada

Today, I was talking to a friend of mine over webcam, when I saw a scary looking man in a grey hoodie creeping around in the background. I loudly proclaimed "Paige! Who is that creepy looking guy behind you?" Turns out it was her mom. She heard everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 868

You deserved it 10 537

Kitten125 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:27

Well, it is understandable she would think that considering the situation....

dwights 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:27

grandmas jsut jealous.

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lamarr 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 14:58

gettin awfully friendly with your webcam...... and your friends..

lifepwns 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 16:02

pics or it didn't happen.

amykillswitch 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 16:13

oh silly granny. she's just upset cause her knockers aren't as resilient as they used to be.

thebigO_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 17:30

Zooma, you just seem to hate everyone and you never post anything worth reading....kind of a douchebag!

Sgt_Schadenfreud 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 18:04

Nothing says "I'm not a *****" like getting your **** out, clearly

sux_2_b_me 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 19:04

Wanna webcam with me? ;D

nomo_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:48

The grandma is just secretly jealous.

Zooma_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:55

Then why do you read it "thebigO" or should I say "thebig-I" because you're a big IDIOT. Thanks- Zooma By the way the "...kind of a douchebag" comment was very gay. I think you're gay. This promsicuous girl desrved it we all know that.

thirdoutofthree 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:12

Um.. Two things. Nothing wrong with being lesbian.. I am not one my self but yeah.. I know people who are.. and I flash my friends all the time.. Boys, girls, doesn't matter.. But this is funny ass shit.

WIDRR 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:18

LOL @ 26 hes definately right. and # 35 WTF?????!!!!?! i am a man and my friends and i DO NOT FLASH EACHOTHER. WE DO NOT ENJOY SEEING EACHOTHERS PENISES. END OF STORY. even if we added a no **** its still not cool for men to do.