By huj - 25/09/2010 21:49 - United States

Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML
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Alpha35 4

HAHAH YES THAT GUY IS A CHAMP !!!! but seriously though you should've taw kwon doh'ed him in the throat for that

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illmatic2 16

You're stupid if you thought he was serious.

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mwilliamson321 0

stay off the steroids you can tell by your fore arms

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CitrusGirl 0

but Stupifued, if he was really Asian he'd no how to spell martial arts forms correctly... he's obviously a fake!

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EricErection69 0

well I would say it would be funny if your boob hit him in the face during turbulence >:)

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zamato 0

Only a dyke would be upset over the man's compliment. Don't sit there and pretend like you didn't like what he said. You ain't fooling anyone. YDI 4 being a total bitch.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Right. Because all of us women LOOOOVE creepy old men staring at our ****. Moron.

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PirateGirl12 11

I agree with that I just wanna punch men who stare

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nadia716 3

lmao. it sounds like a compliment really. ;] team tig ol bitties.

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RainbowBitch15 11

17: first, you are really pretty. second, your comment FTW! xD

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sweetcheeksjvl 0

lesbians smh....:] Team tig ol bitties all the way!

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theuglyone906 4

AGREED. It does sound like a compliment, 17. XD

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DoomedGemini 37

Yeah compliment of a man staring at your chest and being creepy.. It's disgusting how many people say this is a compliment, it's not. The guy is being a total creep.

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zemo999 0

call the stewardess and report terrorist threats...

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Mylees 0

shed end up in jail for that, you dumbass

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dius 0

you're really stupid for even suggesting that

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KylaaKatastrophe 0

Lights is sooo friggin hottt. just sayin.

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zemo999 0

or flash him and eat his heart out...(so u got a nice set of twins???) :-/

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MassEffectNerd 0

he was just saying what every dude thinks *shrugs*

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danipoo4u 0

Haha that's so funny.

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FYLDeep 25

"I hope the mile high club is accepting new members."

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AudaciouslyInsan 0

Haha, you should have said, "I sure hope not, I get airsickness so if it gets too bad will I be allowed to use your puke bag too? It could get bad and I don't want it everywhere."

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