By huj - 25/09/2010 21:49 - United States

Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML
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yummycupcakegirl 0

So u gotta pair of nice ****, guys like that??

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firestorm669 0

hahaha, Thats the first post to actually make me laugh in a while. hopefully there was a hot flight attendant for ya that made up for that dudes rudeness

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

In my experience, the hot male flight attendants aren't often, er, fans of boobies.

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chuck_yams 0

hopefully, you're not a guy. motorbike vibration at it's best.

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aback 4

Twitch and throw your scalding coffee into his lap. Say, "Whoops--dang old turbulence. Stewardess, I need another coffee!"

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123e3 0

turbulence is soooooooo fun :) but only if you're flying with lufthansa because you know you wont crash

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sallen0046 4

Do you think just because you paid extra for a plane ticket, there are automatically not going to be any obnoxiously inappropriate people on board? If you don't want the attention, strap those puppies down a little better before committing yourself to several hours in an enclosed space with hundreds of other people. There are rude people everywhere - you either learn to ignore it, or make adjustments to yourself to avoid as much of it as possible.

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holly_fly 34

I'm 115 pound with DDs. Unless I wear a baggy sweatshirt, mine are very obvious. I usually wear medium shirts instead of the xsmall the rest of my body would fit because of it. I cover up, and people still openly stare. No women deserves to be stared at like that if it makes them uncomfortable.

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