Intimacy: Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google,...

By wtf - 12/07/2009 16:20 - United States

Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML

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By anonymous - 16/11/2010 22:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML

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By retard99 - 21/03/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML

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By Noname - 11/03/2009 20:29 - United States

Today, I walked behind a girl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my Facebook page and got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one with the smallest dick I've ever seen." FML

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People have lists?!

By Anonymous - 22/09/2020 07:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I found my girlfriend's list of people she's slept with on her Google docs. There was 11 names after mine. FML

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By jai90 - 03/02/2014 21:16 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, I found a Google search for "erectile dysfunction" in my browser search history, along with pages about treatments for it. I'm a woman, and I live alone. FML

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By Jason199615 - 17/04/2012 18:11 - United States - Marshfield

Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML

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By tinypenis - 04/06/2013 12:15 - United States - Jamaica

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

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By Noname - 10/02/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML

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Horrendous website content

By Anonymous - 20/02/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom - Watford

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after she found a disgusting and perverted porn site on my internet history. What was this site? Reddit. FML

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Double life

By Anon - 14/10/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML

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shaynashakesit 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:24

Who cares? If you have a small penis, so what. She obviously doesn't care that much as she hasn't left you and is looking for ways to make the sex enjoyable despite it. She also never was rude enough to say it to your face. She's a keeper.

ChefFrenchie 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:25

well at least she's trying to work with it...she could have just dumped you and moved on to someone with a bigger penis. And she didn't bring it up to you and make you feel bad about it, sounds like she was trying to overcome something that could negatively affect your sex life because she loves you enough to stay with you. FYL though for having that small of a penis.

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devondv 5

Monday 13 July 2009 19:16

I rather have great sex in many positions then have my uterus poked and rearranged.

SIK07GTSTANG 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 0:44

Hey, at least she cares enough to live with it.

FYOURLIFE13 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:57

hahahahahaha at #24.. even though it is horrible.

Jpinkkiss 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 3:05

maybe it was for an old boyfriend or maybe someone else was using her computer lol :)

Mr_Horrible 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 3:50

I wonder how many girls read this, searched for "Best positions for a small penis" and now their poor boyfriend uses the system and thinks that they have a small penis. Seriously though, as others have said, if she did actually make that search it shows she's wanting to work around the issue. She could have just dumped you, though that would have been incredibly shallow. Or, perhaps she was just curious about what a dude with a small penis could do. Either way doesn't matter really.

dramakat11 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 5:36

Dude, she likes you and wants to stay with you obviously. You've got to work with what you've got. Just make sure you go down on her a lot. Even offer to use a ***** or vibrator or even a strap on. I also saw a "penis extension" in a sex shop. Try hard to please her; she's a keeper.