By wtf - 12/07/2009 16:20 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML
I agree, your life sucks 92 041
You deserved it 14 508

Same thing different taste

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Who cares? If you have a small penis, so what. She obviously doesn't care that much as she hasn't left you and is looking for ways to make the sex enjoyable despite it. She also never was rude enough to say it to your face. She's a keeper.

well at least she's trying to work with it...she could have just dumped you and moved on to someone with a bigger penis. And she didn't bring it up to you and make you feel bad about it, sounds like she was trying to overcome something that could negatively affect your sex life because she loves you enough to stay with you. FYL though for having that small of a penis.

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waterynuggets 0

It's not the size of the hammer, it's the nail you're throwing it at!

turboawesome88 0

That is so damn hilarious! But at least your old lady is cool enough to work with your "short" comings ;).

OP: She is only looking out for you either way, she has moved onto google. hahah @ 24: You make me laugh at the sexist joke XD

If you've had sex with her more than a few times and she is still with you, it's big enough.

Try looking at it from the brighter side: your girlfriend likes you so much that she does not care about your size, im fact she is trying to make sex better for both of you... be happy for you have such a nice girlfirend :D

testing_fml 0

@OP: Why FYL? Basically, if you in fact have a small penis, this google search would've been your job! At least she's trying to improve your sexlife.

Maybe she's ready to **** with you. But shesbprobably a random googler like me andba lot of other people.

kdaddy 0