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By Anonymous - 17/08/2010 07:10 - United States

Today, I was on my third date with this really cute girl. After a very romantic evening, I decided to go for the first kiss, but because of my nervous reflex in which I get bloody noses, I ended up bleeding all over her face. FML

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By hotheadslav - 21/06/2015 01:59 - United States - Warsaw

Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door, I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it, so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably, shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML

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By SaMike - 01/09/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML

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Could go either way, tbh

By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 12:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, while on a first date, I leaned in to kiss her, but my lips somehow brushed against her nose instead. I panicked and ended up kissing her forehead like a grandma saying goodbye to a child. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 00:01

Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML

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By stoych - 08/10/2012 07:14 - United Kingdom

Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2019 20:03

Today, I went straight from a kickboxing class to a first date. I coughed and a tooth that must have been knocked loose during free sparring fell into my hand, and I got blood on my shirt and the table. My date had a blood phobia and passed out, breaking her own front tooth on the table edge FML

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By Tytonic - 20/01/2020 05:00 - United States - Havertown

Today, after my first dinner with my new girlfriend, I was using a toothpick when I fell, stabbing the roof of my mouth. She then laughed at me, as there was so much blood. FML

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By alisaav - 08/08/2014 07:40 - Thailand

Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML

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By RitaDahhlinnnng - 25/08/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I had my first real date with my first serious boyfriend. I was nervous because from past experience. I learned my lips were a bit ticklish and I usually giggled a bit during kissing. Well, we started making out and I thought was I doing pretty good hiding my laughs. Until I wet myself. FML

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By Anon - 30/01/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

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Vehicle 1

Tuesday 17 August 2010 16:12

one time my nose randomly started bleeding when I was making out with someone and we just laughed about it. if she is worth your time she will understand.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 17 August 2010 16:12

you bloody idiot

Comments

AngelicBubblez 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 16:37

Question: It takes you till a third date to kiss a girl?

mitchie11 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 16:56

lmao my thoughts exactly xD

toxictv 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 18:07

Going slow is a good way for some other feller to occupy Vagistan while you're still flopping around on the beach.

prettygirl04 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 16:38

dumbass

calililly93 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 16:39

By the way, OP, that sucks. Hopefully she understands. =] My boyfriend accidently tripped me and I chipped a tooth on our first date, but we are celebrating our two year on Saturday. It just gives you something to talk about!! Best of luck OP.

bonezowns 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 16:42

shouldn't have done it with alot of thoughts on ur mind. think peaceful thoughts on ur way. then after the first kiss is done excuse urself as quick as possible!

kshizzlekt 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 16:43

that sucks

Ludii_fml 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 16:47

Tampax to the rescueee

rileybrownie 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 19:26

hahahahahaha tampon in the nose... priceless.. hahahahhaha lmao

SomeoneReal 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 16:46

Hopefully she understands, and to whoever said it takes you until a third date to kiss someone, a) he already said he gets nervous bloody noses and b) maybe getting in her pants isn't all he cares about.. Good luck OP

kshizzlekt 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 16:49

haha

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Tuesday 17 August 2010 16:53

I have a feeling that your date also has a nervous reflex of bleeding if you know what I mean...

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Tuesday 17 August 2010 16:55

YDI for your nervous reflex, which sounds like punching yourself in the face. I get nosebleeds all the time, but it has more to do with dry air than anything else. If it's from a "nervous reflex" as you say, obviously you are punching yourself in the face. I would suggest wearing boxing gloves with extra padding on all dates from now on. YDI for even having a nose anyway. WTF is wrong with you? Mutant. YDI for dating someone with a face.