By Anonymous - 17/08/2010 07:10 - United States

Today, I was on my third date with this really cute girl. After a very romantic evening, I decided to go for the first kiss, but because of my nervous reflex in which I get bloody noses, I ended up bleeding all over her face. FML
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Vehicle 1

one time my nose randomly started bleeding when I was making out with someone and we just laughed about it. if she is worth your time she will understand.

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RedPillSucks 31

you bloody idiot

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ptowngirl723 0

does 8 just like to repeat what he reads? fyl

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stevenmx86 7

lol i like skroal's antics op thats gross ydi for bein a vag and getting nervous

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julie3841 11

idc what anyone says..though I don't understand how a nosebleed could result from being nervous, it's really sweet that you got nervous about a kiss :} you don't see that much anymore and if she's worth your time she'll value your sensitivity.

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x3iloveyouuxx 0

that's just nasty. but it's not the end of the world.. if she really liked you shed give you another chance... if not.. you blew it you uncontrolable nose bleeder! -_-

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yagurlteeteexoxo 0

OP hopefully next time you will be more successful...

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Momaid 0

How is a bloody nose a nervous reflex? you don't MAKE your nose bleed.

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underaegis 0

who was this bye a twelve year old! third dates are when adults have sex not first kiss

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#61 I could be wrong, but I really don't think that's true for every adult.

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illmatic2 16

I don't know much about how adults date, but I do know that some like to take it slow.

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mona_is_here 10

sex on the third date? well yes, if you are a ****. i only mention the girl because it's her who the initiative must come from in such case.

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