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By whoops - 11/04/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML

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By Lou - 01/06/2010 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk home because of the heavy food bags. Halfway home, I realised I had gone in my car. I had to walk all the way back to get my car. FML

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By dave - 27/10/2009 15:36 - United States

Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. There's a car wash that they conveniently built right outside of this Wal-Mart. So as I was leaving, I decided to make use of this car wash, not even thinking about the $200 worth of groceries I had just purchased. I drive a pick-up truck. FML

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By Elena - 07/07/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 15:00

Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML

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By hatesgravity - 02/09/2010 11:40 - United States

Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML

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By parisite - 01/10/2010 08:35 - France

Today, I decided to get some exercise for the first time in months. I went to the store and bought a brand new bicycle and all the necessary paraphernalia. I drove a half hour to a bike trail, unloaded the bike, and started riding. 10 feet later, the chain snapped. FML

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By brokeasscollegelife - 20/11/2015 21:25 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

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By scottskidee - 12/04/2011 17:45 - United States

Today, I had my girlfriend drive me to go buy a motorcycle. I rode it 50 minutes home, got in the drive way, put the kick stand down, and then lost my balance and fell on the other side. I paid $3000 to drop it in the first hour and break the turn signal off. FML

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By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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rachel13_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:07

HOW DO YOU FORGET SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

some1outthere 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:03

LOL at #3. Anyway, how the hell do you forget what you were driving?

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jmaczor 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:55

you forget a small little detail....

QueenPsycho 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:55

Sorry, but YDI. You knew you were on the motorcycle when you drove it to the store...if you thought you needed that much, you should have went home and gotten the car.

SVelasquez 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:57

Seriously. I'm a cashier at a grocery store and a $200 order usually involves an overflowing cart or one hell of a lot of hair dye and coffee machines. Did you seriously not realize that you rode a motorcycle at any time between entering the store and filling your cart to capacity?

fmlroxmysocks 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 4:01

it's not surprising that he forgot what he was driving, but i just wanna know this: why did u go to the grocery store on your motorcycle in the first place? You must have known that you can't carry groceries while you were ON your motorcycle.

ZuraLasgeon 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:38

lol Sounds like something I would do. My short term memory is shit. Come on people! Don't act like you haven't done anything like this before! People just get caught up in other things, and stuff just tends to slip.

Sens_fan9 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:40

Idiot.

Ender_ 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 4:11

Wow OP, you fail at life. Oh and #2 epically fails at life for thinking they were first.

Hemlock510 0

Monday 6 July 2009 21:20

In what way does #2 think he's first?

Sens_fan9 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:40

You're quite the smart one.

Crash92 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:43

how do you forget you are in a motorcycle? wouldnt the lack of doors be enough?

SVelasquez 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:59

I work as a cashier at a grocery store and a $200 order generally involves an overflowing cart or one hell of a lot of hair dye and coffee machines. I have scatter brains and even *I* wouldn't have pulled this.