lmfaomgreat job. that was hilarious

Wow you are dumb. Seriously you forgot your were walking and got paranoid that you were speeding? Hopefully you never try to walk and chew gum. Next FML will be how you fell over because you couldn't get your coordination down.

thats the farthest thing from an "fml"

Hahaha, I could SOOO see this happening to me!! Glad to know, I'm not the only crazy person here!!

It's people like you ruining FML.com. Please stop wasting everyones time writing fake fml's.

man YL's f... i'm sure u live in a constant fear ... r u able to get nice deep sleep or in that too u see some cops busting ur ass

I swear most FMLs these days are just little inconveniences to people or things that happened which made them feel stupid for 2 seconds... IMO this site was started to make light of things that happened in your life that umm maybe ****** them, not made you feel like an idiot..

so many of you guys need to get over yourselves. I think this website is to share the little moments in our lives that make us go "duh". I can totally see slowing down in my sneakers when I see a cop, and that is why this is one of the funnier FMLs I have read in a long time. #141, I think you are right in a literal sense, but then perhaps 1/100 of the posts that pass through are true **** my lifers and I'm sick of reading about 16 year olds masturbating. And others need to stop whining "not an FML" just because YOU sit around making up stories in order to obtain the glory of getting on this website. OP: Funny little nuance there, thanks for sharing.

How did this get past the moderators? It doesn't make any sense. "Then I realized I was walking." Dumb.

Do you have Fred Flintstone's car?