Transportation: Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a... - FML

By kas - 30/04/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML

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kgb121 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:07

whenever I see a cop, no matter what I'm doing, I start to feel like I'm doing something illegal

Luckster 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:06

XD wow....just wow....how can you forget you're WALKING?

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Casezilla 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:09

Fake.

MarkO_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:10

Some of you people need to realize that you're just too stupid to post something that only you think is funny. "I forgot I was walking." Bullsh**. You're 14 and walk everywhere you go.

Kickinchicken213 3

Friday 1 May 2009 0:16

forget to take your smart pills this morning? haha! I can understand your paranoia though... cops seriously freak me out. I know they're just doing their jobs but they're so intimidating!

yodelqueen13 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:23

i hope this is fake. if it's real, you're really stupid

thatsXnotmyXname 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:23

LMFAO ahahaha

nicky_pank 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:24

are you retarded?

butteredtoast 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:24

This is absolutely retarded. Not an FML.

digapygmy 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:26

That's retarded. And couldn't possibly happen.

AAAcheetahgrl 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:32

haha #6. me too!

jambatwist03 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:32

Oh shut up everyone. This made me laugh my ass off, because we ALL know the feeling where we see a cop and immediately think we're doing something wrong. Lighten up, I laughed so hard.

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