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By kas - 30/04/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML
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kgb121 0

whenever I see a cop, no matter what I'm doing, I start to feel like I'm doing something illegal

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Luckster 0

XD wow....just wow....how can you forget you're WALKING?

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MarkO_fml 0

Some of you people need to realize that you're just too stupid to post something that only you think is funny. "I forgot I was walking." Bullsh**. You're 14 and walk everywhere you go.

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Kickinchicken213 3

forget to take your smart pills this morning? haha! I can understand your paranoia though... cops seriously freak me out. I know they're just doing their jobs but they're so intimidating!

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yodelqueen13 0

i hope this is fake. if it's real, you're really stupid

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nicky_pank 0

are you retarded?

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butteredtoast 0

This is absolutely retarded. Not an FML.

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digapygmy 0

That's retarded. And couldn't possibly happen.

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jambatwist03 0

Oh shut up everyone. This made me laugh my ass off, because we ALL know the feeling where we see a cop and immediately think we're doing something wrong. Lighten up, I laughed so hard.

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