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By kas - 30/04/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML

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kgb121 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:07

whenever I see a cop, no matter what I'm doing, I start to feel like I'm doing something illegal

Luckster 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:06

XD wow....just wow....how can you forget you're WALKING?

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elemenopyqrstuv 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:32

what?? this is dumb, why would anyone vote yes to make this an FML?

24788 6

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:33

I swear people are on acid.

Flounder 2

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:34

Not only is this a fake "FML", but HOW would it even be a "FML"?? Retarded

imnotmuchbetter 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:35

you made my day

mrhahn530 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:36

whats with this trend of really dumb FMLs? This isnt an FML this is a go to hell...stupid made up FMLs.

may_cause_fail 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:41

So...did you get a ticket?

Tehalon 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:41

Whenever I see cops I always look away or hide my face or walk the other way.. I can understand. FYL

StraightUp 1

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:42

How is this even possible? Wtf? How do you forget you aren't in a car?

xalexisaphobiax 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:43

i do the same thing! xD i always get a little sketchy

k_cool 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:43

ahaha, awesome.

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