By kas - 30/04/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML
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kgb121 0

whenever I see a cop, no matter what I'm doing, I start to feel like I'm doing something illegal

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Luckster 0

XD wow....just wow....how can you forget you're WALKING?

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_shit_happens_ 0

thats.... just stupid...

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tWitt3rBuG 0

Hey, your prayers where answered! L0l, damn now don't you wish you prayed to win the lotto?

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easrc 5

I don't get it... how does that f*** your life?

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armybarbie 1

This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard on here.

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IHATEMADEUPSHIAT 0

wow.. FAKE.. that's completely made up.. and stupid!

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fmlsmymiddlename 0

Not exactly an FML, but funny.

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m0nicam0nster 0

this ******* wasted a minute of my life that i would have rather been doing ANYTHING else with. literally.

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Iwannabetreo 11

If you have better things to do, then what are you doing in here in the first place?

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LilyZombie 8

It was such a waste of your time, you had to waste further time commenting just so everybody who doesn't care that your time was wasted can hear about how it wasted your time? you f'cking moron.

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lyndis_fml 0

Christ, how fast were you walking? And are your driving skills such that you're constantly in danger of getting pulled over? Otherwise why would you assume you're going to get a ticket when you're not doing anything illegal (or even driving for that matter)?

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