Transportation: Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a... - FML

By kas - 30/04/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML

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kgb121 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:07

whenever I see a cop, no matter what I'm doing, I start to feel like I'm doing something illegal

Luckster 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:06

XD wow....just wow....how can you forget you're WALKING?

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popcorncomics 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:44

This is the first fml I have laughed at. lol.

alwaysalady 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:45

I'm with 6. I think it comes from my wild teen years.

guitardedman 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:47

OH EM GEE your life is ******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean **** my life means my life is really ******, and remembering that i am not driving a car completely ****** my life! im glad you weren't driving a car thinking you were walking.

soniferous 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:49

hahah, i would do this.

jazzjazz09 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:50

That's not a FML, that's a FIS (**** I'm Stupid)

thegoodlifeNOT 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:54

agreed #3

takemeaway_fml 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:54

hmm someone needs a neurologist...

fml12345677 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:56

yeah this sucks. so not fml worthy.

jmobile 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:58

Either this is fake which makes you a d-bag or your a stupid idiot.

mfed1120 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:08

epic fail

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