By AlonsoKold - 26/07/2013 01:32 - United States - Clinton

Today, my parents staged an intervention because I ate a year's supply of noodles in 2 weeks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 744
You deserved it 46 902

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They were just dried spaghetti noodles

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unless you're a college student there's no excuse for that

Well make them buy you new and better food that's more nutritious for you.

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Well make them buy you new and better food that's more nutritious for you.

SmallyBigs 9

Yeah like fruits and veggies! And deep fried chicken

HowAreYouToday 34

Or Krabby Patties. Those seem healthy.

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Actually #29, noodles have slim to no nutritional value.

salazara 10

Think of all the carbohydrates you consumed - not to mention the high levels of manganese and selenium and that's just the beginning!

I just hope it's not ramen because you can die from having so much salt! No lie don't OD on ramen OP!

unless you're a college student there's no excuse for that

How would her parents even know she did it if she was in college?

#17 How the hell do you understand eating a years worth of noodles in 2 weeks.

#24, I think 17 probably meant "can't".. On a second note who keeps a years supply of noodles on hand in the first place!?

theres no excuse college student or not

how much is considered a years supply? that should be taken into account before making judgements on how unhealthy it was

then000bster 16

Just look up one of those contests where they claim to give a "year" supply and find out if it honestly is. Maybe the noodle supply doesn't mean you can live off of it for a whole year, but means, if people live normally this is how many noodles they'd eat in a year.

Jelbeztok 17

if youre a college student, you have to try to conserve your noodles.

When I was a freshman in high school my mom was an extreme coupon-er and bought a hundred boxes of ramen... I could NOT have finished that in TWO weeks, that's crazy.

Wow, just wow. Personally, I wish I had a years supply of noodles lol

Obey_StudBoii 23

I thought your username said KingFrappuccino.

ILoveMyArm 15

It just seems im-pasta-ble! I guess OP will have to face a pennelty for what they did.

Hypothetical consumption schedule: 14 days x 3 meals per day = 42 meals. 365 packs of ramen / 42 = 8.7 packs per meal or 26 packs per day. This guy has a problem.

dude, maths! really?! aint nobody got time for that... Mental Abuse To Humans. ugh.

How? Why would you eat that much in 2 weeks OP you need to eat some more healthy food

I was thinking that same thing - intervention, monstrous apatite, laziness. It's either weed or World of Warcraft.

Hey on the bright side, that shit is cheap as ****!

its a type of noodle, i think they're egg based.same basic principle as "2minute noodles".

*sorry i thought you said what is ramen. damn dyslexia :(

dinosxxrawr 22

Actually OP joined a new church that worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Was this the equivalent of partaking in the body of Christ?

PresAgent 23

There's nothing wrong with that, ramen noodles are great! A little high in sodium, perhaps, but great nonetheless. Your family sounds a tad bit strange, OP. If that's their biggest concern, I'd say you're doing pretty good.

RedPillSucks 31

Eating a years supply of any food in two weeks is a problem. Although they don't say what a years supply is, but if they're on a budget and buy in bulk...

It wouldn't be a year supply if it was normal to eat it in two weeks, it would rather be something like, I don't know, a two week supply.

deepunder 17

It seems like a year supply is at least 365 packets. Maybe not, if you're supposed to eat other food too. Logically Op ate over 42 packets.

Obey_StudBoii 23

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A year's supply of food in less than a month. I'd have to say that it was pretty necessary.

DasHaas 9

I don't know how much "a year's supply" is to you, but if you eat it in two weeks, you're probably doing something wrong.