Transportation: Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing...

By apparentlyawomanbeater - 20/04/2012 21:48 - Switzerland - Cadempino

Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML

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By clips - 16/02/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML

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By DanJames24 - 10/06/2021 21:01 - United Kingdom

Today, a work colleague was trying to kill a fly that was buzzing around the place. I was about to go on my break, but was stopped because she missed the fly and accidentally whacked me in the balls in the process. By the time I didn’t feel sick anymore, my break was over. FML

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By pissedoffandon - 06/05/2009 14:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I was taking a piss at the urinal when a fly started buzzing around my head. It started getting in my face, so I tried to swat it away. After about 10 seconds of intense swatting, I looked down to find I had pissed all over my shoes and down the front of my trousers. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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Family jewels

By DanJames24 - 05/06/2020 14:00

Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML

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By mitchellcrawford - 31/05/2016 18:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML

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By ihatewasps - 30/08/2023 20:00

Today, I was stuck on a bus for an hour with a wasp buzzing around. I have a severe phobia of wasps. I was crying by time I reached my destination. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2012 16:14 - United States - Clarksburg

Today, while on the bus, I took out my breath spray. The elderly lady beside me thought it was pepper spray. She panicked and started screaming, which culminated in the man near her punching me in the jaw. FML

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By Sara Princess - 09/04/2023 02:00

Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML

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lokang 0

Saturday 21 April 2012 1:23

What a bitch~! she hit ur palm with her face... Does it still hurt??

DocBastard 38

Saturday 21 April 2012 1:25

Lies! Just admit that you slapped her for stealing your seat in the first place.

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snowboarder531 5

Saturday 21 April 2012 1:30

At least you didn't swat her boob.

yankfan89 27

Saturday 21 April 2012 1:31

At least you didn't slap her ass or boobs.

KeyboardWarrior 10

Saturday 21 April 2012 5:55

Like a boss.

perdix 29

Saturday 21 April 2012 1:31

If only that fly had got you your dinner on time, you wouldn't need to swat it, right?

smbio 17

Saturday 21 April 2012 1:32

What were you doing swinging your hand that far over?

mrtjawesome 14

Saturday 21 April 2012 1:32

*facepalm*

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 21 April 2012 2:52

Judging from your picture, I thought Muscle Man would do more than just a facepalm.

The_Hitdude 12

Saturday 21 April 2012 2:55

Let's hope Muscle Man didn't facepalm WHILE he was lifting weights.

EvilCupcake8361 9

Saturday 21 April 2012 10:10

You know who else facepalms while lifting weights?..MY MOM!

TheDrifter 23

Saturday 21 April 2012 1:34

Today I christen you "Chris Brown impression of the week". Enjoy your trophy and commemorative tank top.

ClosetTroll 10

Saturday 21 April 2012 1:38

I hope you weren't trolled by the fly and at least showed its carcass as a legitimate excuse for your slip of hand.

Darcon 8

Saturday 21 April 2012 1:40

did shee died??

ghostlilac 25

Saturday 21 April 2012 1:44

... are you serious?

ghostlilac 25

Saturday 21 April 2012 1:45

^ reply fail, sorry!

Birdie_Sage 0

Saturday 21 April 2012 1:48

Woman beater, lol. I guess you might wanna wipe it off her face.

perdix 29

Saturday 21 April 2012 1:50

Did the fly look like Rihanna?

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