Transportation: Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing...

By apparentlyawomanbeater - 20/04/2012 21:48 - Switzerland - Cadempino

Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML

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By clips - 16/02/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML

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Nutshot

By DanJames24 - 10/06/2021 21:01 - United Kingdom

Today, a work colleague was trying to kill a fly that was buzzing around the place. I was about to go on my break, but was stopped because she missed the fly and accidentally whacked me in the balls in the process. By the time I didn’t feel sick anymore, my break was over. FML

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Fire hose

By pissedoffandon - 06/05/2009 14:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I was taking a piss at the urinal when a fly started buzzing around my head. It started getting in my face, so I tried to swat it away. After about 10 seconds of intense swatting, I looked down to find I had pissed all over my shoes and down the front of my trousers. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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You deserved it 3 009

Family jewels

By DanJames24 - 05/06/2020 14:00

Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML

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You deserved it 186

By mitchellcrawford - 31/05/2016 18:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML

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You deserved it 10 144

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML

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You deserved it 3 091

Speed 3

By ihatewasps - 30/08/2023 20:00

Today, I was stuck on a bus for an hour with a wasp buzzing around. I have a severe phobia of wasps. I was crying by time I reached my destination. FML

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You deserved it 206

By Anonymous - 23/08/2012 16:14 - United States - Clarksburg

Today, while on the bus, I took out my breath spray. The elderly lady beside me thought it was pepper spray. She panicked and started screaming, which culminated in the man near her punching me in the jaw. FML

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Flustered

By Sara Princess - 09/04/2023 02:00

Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML

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You deserved it 218

lokang 0

Saturday 21 April 2012 1:23

What a bitch~! she hit ur palm with her face... Does it still hurt??

DocBastard 38

Saturday 21 April 2012 1:25

Lies! Just admit that you slapped her for stealing your seat in the first place.

Comments

DiruKitty18 8

Saturday 21 April 2012 3:26

Aw hopefully she understood, if she let you explain that is.

ElricMustang 23

Saturday 21 April 2012 3:39

Coulda had a V8

bigjenpen 3

Saturday 21 April 2012 3:51

Hi five...she's doing it wrong

emILYissoocool 0

Saturday 21 April 2012 4:25

Wife beater!

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 21 April 2012 4:54

Fly == Wife.

mikeymayhem_87 15

Saturday 21 April 2012 4:25

Should have accused for being a weirdo and staring at your ****. That would have made the slap seem less awkward if you could pull it off lol

mikeymayhem_87 15

Saturday 21 April 2012 5:46

Wow... Completely butchered my own grammar and totally didn't see that you were a guy.... Completely disregard my comment lol

iluv8008132 0

Saturday 21 April 2012 4:31

i wabt ******

unagi_fml 9

Saturday 21 April 2012 4:48

"This ain't your stop, bitch!" *WHAM*

crywf312 4

Saturday 21 April 2012 4:58

peanut butter slap!

kat2812 1

Saturday 21 April 2012 5:08

babahahaha that is the funniest fml i've read in a while, just imaging it....and how bout **** her life! seriously! I bet she wanted to punch you, but she didn't becase it was an accident....what happened definitely sucked but this fml should be hers.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 21 April 2012 5:41

People will think OP sexually assulted or just assulted her, or think is abuses women. So I think OP has the bigger FML instead of the woman. The public can be assholes at times...