NOTE: People will bury you when you say you moderated an FML. Honestly, no one cares...and you're not that special because hundreds of people probably moderated this, so what's the big freaking deal? It's not like YOU did this all on your own.

Hey dingleberry, he doesn't care if he gets buried. Let him have his fun :*

There are a lot of people in the world.

If people are mean enough to kill, poeople are mean enough to call someone fat.

unlucky, you're pretty lucky to not have met people like that. just sayin'

Agreed. They've got so old, and nobody cares - it's their own fault. So many people have the ''Somebody should really do something about my weight problem'' attitude, or deny it. They'll think ''I'm not fat, I'm just curvy'' or whatever.. ''Oh, it's not my fault, its my genes, nothing I can do about it'' OP, if people are saying stuff like that to you, think maybe you should do something about it instead of coming here and whining?

Win. And who's gonna clean up the other squished people once they move the fatty? =)

Plex, that made me feel fuzzy inside.

Plexico, you are also forgetting about all of the arm-chair wikipedia-esque legal liability issues here. 1) Liability for making fatty take the stairs resulting in that ill-fated heart attack. 2) Liability for all those people he injured when he 'bowled them over' going down said stairs. 3) Liability for the damage to the floors and walls that he fell in to and undoubtedly cracked. 4) Emotional distress and time off from work for all affected parties. 5) Discrimination lawsuit against the fat haters. The list goes on and on... so, skinny people, just wait for the next car. Don't be so mean people. Even a fat heart can break, it's just that the substances clogging up those arteries hold it together a little longer!

I agree. Plexico, you're hilarious. I skip over all these comments and just read yours.

Plexico and fiestypixie's comments made me laugh more than I thought. LOL.

haha, win.