By tryingatkins - 21/08/2009 09:27 - United States

Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML
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boone_fml 0

I hope you didn't get off the elevator. That's some ****** up mean shit to say.

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takemedown 0

wow. just wow. people are so rude now-a-days. you were on the elevator first, what happened to the first come first serve rule?

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bobby222 0

YDI for for not letting go of the sandwich I bet you can't have sex.

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whiskeyloverrrr 0

FYL this makes me sad :(

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MoMoJones 0

lol YDI for being fat

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Qup 0

assholes. I hate people like that. the last people who got on should have been told to wait for the next car.

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jonny2x4 0

YDI for being a puss and not standing your ground. The rule is "last in, first out" not "kick out the fatty". Tell them to **** off!

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Intoxicunt 5

Hahaha, rules are meant to be broken! JK, they're assholes.

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F00tball_Playa 0

ALL FAT PEOPLE SHOULD DIE!!!!!!!!!

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Mulada 0

Hm? People are saying you're fat, but for all they know, you could be just a muscle-bound giant. After all, muscle weighs more then fat.

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WOLiF_922 0

You are a dumb ass - muscle weighs the same as fat. A pound of muscle weighs the same as a pound of fat. It is more dense so a pound of muscle is a smaller volume so more muscular people can weigh moer but look smaller. If the person looks big, they probably are fat.

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letitbe56 0

You can't say that muscle weighs the same as fat just because a pound of muscle will weigh the same as a pound of fat. A pound is a pound. A pound of feathers will weigh the same as a pound of bricks. But feathers are still lighter than bricks.

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Jacks_Penguin 0

YDI for being a storage container for your overproduced triglyerides. EAT IT FATTY! BOINK!

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WOLiF_922 0

seriously? A single feather weighs less than a brick but a pound of feathers weighs the same as a pound of bricks. Are you just a moron?

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curryndricegirll 0

wolif, you're a complete idiot.

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Omg666_fml 0

WOLiF_922 Are you a troll or just a moron?

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skullbuster 0

OP, there are two words that you should familiarize yourself with: **** and OFF. Unless your boss was in that elevator, in which case those two words are YES and SIR (or ma'am if you are in one of those new femi-nazi companies where they let women think they are in charge of things). As a general rule of thumb, I will wait for the next elevator if I think it is a tight squeeze. Those inconsiderate jag offs shouldn't have stepped on the lift if they thought your girth was a safety risk for them.

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curryndricegirll 0

ahahahahaha! that was hillarious!

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