Health: Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator...

By tryingatkins - 21/08/2009 09:27 - United States

Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2011 07:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML

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By warp_routine - 31/03/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2013 19:16 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for well over an hour while riding it up to my weight and fitness class. Very funny, universe. FML

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By j0natron - 03/02/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 07:18 - United States - Modesto

Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML

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By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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By Nancy - 08/07/2009 14:01

Today, I sat on an elevator for 10 minutes thinking I was stuck. After waiting awhile I looked at the screen to see what floor I was stuck on, only to realize I hadn't pressed a button so I had just stayed on the ground floor. FML

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Introvert life

By CaBur - 19/02/2013 22:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, at work I got in an elevator to go upstairs. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later and people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out and forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator and waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML

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By pimpslaprequired - 04/08/2012 01:52 - United States

Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML

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Body issues

By JeremySayz - 25/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was in an elevator with a coworker I barely know. My stomach thought that it was time to remind me I hadn’t eaten breakfast. It growled like a dying whale, and my coworker gave me a concerned look. To make it worse, the elevator got stuck for five minutes. We stood in awkward silence, with my stomach making noises the whole time. FML

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Friday 21 August 2009 16:06

I hope you didn't get off the elevator. That's some ****** up mean shit to say.

takemedown 0

Friday 21 August 2009 16:07

wow. just wow. people are so rude now-a-days. you were on the elevator first, what happened to the first come first serve rule?

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mohit88 0

Friday 21 August 2009 18:26

U shoulda screamed first! Even if u weren't the first on the elevator

skullbuster 0

Friday 21 August 2009 18:27

Ok, this is a true throwdown challenge pimpin88. I want to see, within 24 hours, a freestanding comment from you to a FML post on this site that is less than 10 words. I truly think you are incapable of it.

Qup 0

Friday 21 August 2009 18:29

football needs to take his head out of his ass.

skullbuster 0

Friday 21 August 2009 18:29

FAIL.. You edited this shit down from like 5 paragraphs.

dcait_1196 0

Friday 21 August 2009 18:31

holy shit. hey pimpin person, i looked at the size of ur comment, i was planning on reading it, then said **** no. try typing a little less? no one is going to care what u have to say if ur writing a ******* novel.

WOLiF_922 0

Friday 21 August 2009 18:34

actually that was 8 - learn to count

Twin_Uzis 0

Friday 21 August 2009 18:36

You'd have better told them to go **** themselves.

DeathByFalchion 0

Friday 21 August 2009 18:38

That blows - you shouldn't have let the other ***** on the elevator in the first place. FYL.

Neferria 0

Friday 21 August 2009 18:38

Wow. That's extremely rude. You should have told them to go bug off. Or wait for another elevator.

lologirl419 0

Friday 21 August 2009 18:40

Thanks for that, you sound like a mix of my crew coach and my health class teacher. Hey, if you want people to actually READ your comment, skip the lecture next time, kay?