By tryingatkins - 21/08/2009 09:27 - United States

Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML
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boone_fml 0

I hope you didn't get off the elevator. That's some ****** up mean shit to say.

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takemedown 0

wow. just wow. people are so rude now-a-days. you were on the elevator first, what happened to the first come first serve rule?

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skullbuster 0

@WOLiF_922: pimpin edited this one. He originally had about 8 sentences and then cut it down so I'm not counting it. @pimpin88: 10 words or less pal, freestanding, on an FML within 24 hours. DO IT!

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girlwhoactshigh 0

Maybe you should lose some pounds? try kick boxing :D its a great work out and i lost weight :D

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Pandasaur 0

Wow, #44. All of those extra words when you could have just typed "I'm a jackass." I don't see much of a difference between that and what you actually said. FYL for thinking that insulting people will make them want to listen to you. OP, that's pretty awful. You can't vote someone off of an elevator. I hope you stayed on.

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rayrayy_fml 0

Wooooah, be careful! You're so high up on that horse of yours. It'd be such a shame for you to fall off and have to stand around all us "little people". Just because you're "in shape" doesn't mean you have to brag about it and lecture people on how to be just like you. Chances are, no one wants to be just like you. You sound like an ass. Anyway, OP. It sucks that people were mean to you. :( But no worries, just try eating healthier, and in moderation. Try even running around the block a few times in the morning. Good luck! :]

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failsatlife6 0

if you let your self get over weight/fat, its your own fault. dont go looking for pity just cus you ****** up and someone sad something about it. cus thats just lamee.

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tipsy337 0

I would have farted in the elevator and made them clear out. then you would have the elevator to yourself

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curryndricegirll 0

ahaha. that's a good idea!

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iFruit 0

pimpin88, I have some news for you. NO ONE LIKES YOU. After everytime you comment, at least 5 other people tell you you're an ass. That's a sign, that means that you should stop making retarded comments. You know what else? These boards are called comment boards, not novel boards. You don't need to write a novel, no one's going to read it. Especially not if you're the one who wrote it.

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skiddyrow 0

#73 - don't feed the trolls!

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CyclonePsycho 1

I can't believe they just decided to kick you off. Since when did they own the elevator? If they didn't want to be on with you, they should have just waited for another one or taken the stairs. ******* idiots.

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