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By MafiaWarsWidow - 05/02/2010 01:35 - Australia

Today, I was on the phone to my boyfriend in England. I live in Australia. What did he talk about for 15 minutes straight? Mafia Wars on Facebook and how far he had got. FML

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By sincerely - 03/06/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML

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By Minecraftwhyyy - 22/08/2012 15:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML

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By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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By tommy - 06/06/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, I called my friend in Australia to have a nice long chat, what I did not know was that my dad had removed my international calling plan, I talked to my friend for 5 hours, and ran up a huge phone bill, which I have to take out of the money I saved up to go see her. FML

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Friday 5 February 2010 9:23

you're in a long distance relationship, do you guys speak on the phone alot or was it your first time? maybe the guy was just extremely shy and couldnt get a conversation going

Crush89 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:23

he must really like you if he is sharing that

Comments

MoonTiger 4

Friday 5 February 2010 9:45

How about you fricking ask him to switch topics because you didn't call him for that? Genious...

walkingspastic 22

Friday 5 February 2010 9:45

You shoulda retaliated by telling him about the hot sex you had with the neighbor's pool boy. I doubt he would've heard you over all his Mafia War excitement... the loser. FYL you're dating a virgin.

sasukesharingan 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:49

pinche cara de culo idiota. ******* pice of shit. fix ur face

SwaggSetAshh 0

Friday 5 February 2010 10:00

http://m.youtube.com/?client=mv-google#/watch?v=pRlmJ-sZWEg

heartagram_in_ro 0

Friday 5 February 2010 10:06

least he's not sleeping with someone else.

MoonTiger 4

Friday 5 February 2010 10:18

And you know that because..?

hcube 0

Friday 5 February 2010 10:29

hey.. just be glad he doesn't place cafe world. I'm a level 38. that crap is addicting!

AbOvE_88 0

Friday 5 February 2010 11:07

actually that shit is boring, honestly some ppl talk shit 4 ppl playing games on consoles or pc but when it's mafia wars it isn't one just like farmville n the other crap on Facebook if Im gonna play Im gonna make it worth my while FYL

allylolll 0

Friday 5 February 2010 10:56

YDI for having a long-distance relationship.

perdix 29

Friday 5 February 2010 11:18

It would be funny if he were receiving a ******* at the same time and said, "What a coincidence -- Now, I have two girls Down Under!"

Scourge87 0

Friday 5 February 2010 11:29

Well, maybe thats probably what he's been about lately, so he was just telling you about that. Would you have preferred him to say nothing ? Besides gaming is not something a guy will usually blabber about with a girl, unless he knows she's a gamer too or has some real trusting relationship with her. So despite how ridiculous the conversation may have seemed and however silly this may seem, you should be kind of happy that he's willing to talk about any silly thing that occupies his mind. And Im willing to say YDI, for trying such a long-distance relationship AND for not using Skype instead of spending cash on phone calls.

IDOLGIRL 0

Friday 5 February 2010 11:35

YDI for not having anything better to talk about of your own...otherwise you would have redirected the conversation toward something more interesting. Quit your complaining since you did nothing about the issue. furthermore, if you truly cared about him, you would be happy to endulge him for a measly 15 minutes, and glad to let him chat away about something that obviously makes him happy. you are selfish, and a poor conversationalist. YDI ( but you don't deserve HIM )