Miscellaneous: Today, I was on the phone with Microsoft Customer Service for...

By Juicy12Jham - 09/09/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with Microsoft Customer Service for about a total of 2 hours. That's the longest I've ever talked to anybody. FML

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By asdfjkl - 06/09/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, I had a long, meaningful telephone conversation. After hanging up, I realized I hadn't had such a great conversation in a long time. Who was it with? The Dell Customer Support guy. FML

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By gotta euthanize em all - 29/11/2014 19:45 - Canada

Today, while at work, I had to spend an hour and a half on the phone, listening to an old lady relive her entire day in excruciating detail. We're not allowed to hang up on customers, and she was extremely quick to dismiss all my attempts to steer the call back on topic. FML

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By stuff - 16/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML

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By unfriendlyskies - 02/04/2012 23:40 - United States - Central Falls

Today, I called an airline's customer service line. Apparently the way that they deal with uncommon problems is by having someone put you on hold for twenty minutes, answer and yell something unintelligible at you, put you back on hold, and repeat. This went on for over an hour. FML

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By Broguy - 06/07/2011 02:20 - Canada

Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML

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By Colin - 24/12/2008 05:56 - France

Today, I phoned up my bank's customer service department. I waited eleven minutes on hold with the lovely music, and when a woman finally picked up, I ran out of phone credit. FML

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By Beva - 17/01/2013 05:03 - Sweden - Falköping

Today, due to technical problems, I had to call the company's IT-support as my computer went totally haywire. I explained via phone that I couldn't access anything. The support then tried contacting me by e-mail and got upset with me when I didn't answer. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2018 20:30

Today, I spent half an hour on the phone with four departments at my college due to a mistake on my tuition bill. The last guy I talked to told me to call the financial aid office and hung up before I could respond. That was the first office I called. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 05:35

Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML

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Neut 12

Friday 9 September 2011 9:02

gotta start somewhere!

yamatelle 19

Friday 9 September 2011 9:33

I'll give you my Word, OP. Social life is not something you Excel at. On the bright side, you got Access to their customer service. I'm telling you, no matter how many times I used my customer Power to get to the Point of my problem, they go around the bushes and never answer my questions or solve the problem.

Comments

bubo_fml 10

Friday 9 September 2011 19:32

Hey, don't complain! That's like getting express service for a MS customer service call!

miami_bb6 0

Friday 9 September 2011 19:35

And that's what you get for not buying a Mac :D

itsimpossible 0

Friday 9 September 2011 21:13

hahahaha

tigermilz 1

Friday 9 September 2011 21:14

Get a social life !!! Hell chat with ppl on fcbk for 2hrs

SneakherHead 5

Friday 9 September 2011 23:30

Who the F talks for more than 2 hrs

ikickgingers 15

Saturday 10 September 2011 0:29

That's what happens when you call India.

MrBobby_fml 7

Saturday 10 September 2011 1:02

you mean on the phone? otherwise this seems unlikely lol :/

leadman1989 15

Saturday 10 September 2011 2:22

The vast majority of that time was probably listening to ads, a robot voice, or HORRIBLE shitty music. O.-

leannecloveryau 11

Saturday 10 September 2011 4:24

it's okay, who talks for more than an hour anyway? or two for that matter. i think i tried talking with my friend for an hour, and we both fell asleep without hanging up because it got too boring. when you're on the phone, it's quite hard to talk for an hour if you haven't got anything interesting to talk for ages about.