Miscellaneous: Today, I was on the phone with Microsoft Customer Service for...

By Juicy12Jham - 09/09/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with Microsoft Customer Service for about a total of 2 hours. That's the longest I've ever talked to anybody. FML

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By asdfjkl - 06/09/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, I had a long, meaningful telephone conversation. After hanging up, I realized I hadn't had such a great conversation in a long time. Who was it with? The Dell Customer Support guy. FML

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By gotta euthanize em all - 29/11/2014 19:45 - Canada

Today, while at work, I had to spend an hour and a half on the phone, listening to an old lady relive her entire day in excruciating detail. We're not allowed to hang up on customers, and she was extremely quick to dismiss all my attempts to steer the call back on topic. FML

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By stuff - 16/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML

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By unfriendlyskies - 02/04/2012 23:40 - United States - Central Falls

Today, I called an airline's customer service line. Apparently the way that they deal with uncommon problems is by having someone put you on hold for twenty minutes, answer and yell something unintelligible at you, put you back on hold, and repeat. This went on for over an hour. FML

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By Broguy - 06/07/2011 02:20 - Canada

Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML

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By Colin - 24/12/2008 05:56 - France

Today, I phoned up my bank's customer service department. I waited eleven minutes on hold with the lovely music, and when a woman finally picked up, I ran out of phone credit. FML

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By Beva - 17/01/2013 05:03 - Sweden - Falköping

Today, due to technical problems, I had to call the company's IT-support as my computer went totally haywire. I explained via phone that I couldn't access anything. The support then tried contacting me by e-mail and got upset with me when I didn't answer. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2018 20:30

Today, I spent half an hour on the phone with four departments at my college due to a mistake on my tuition bill. The last guy I talked to told me to call the financial aid office and hung up before I could respond. That was the first office I called. FML

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Hello?

By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 05:35

Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML

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Please don't go

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML

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Neut 12

Friday 9 September 2011 9:02

gotta start somewhere!

yamatelle 19

Friday 9 September 2011 9:33

I'll give you my Word, OP. Social life is not something you Excel at. On the bright side, you got Access to their customer service. I'm telling you, no matter how many times I used my customer Power to get to the Point of my problem, they go around the bushes and never answer my questions or solve the problem.

Comments

unillenium 6

Friday 9 September 2011 10:02

YDI, but in this case YDI = who cares? Humans all provide the most worthless conversations; "DUDE I GOT SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT AND THEN I WOKE UP AND THEN I RODE THE BUS AND THEN I ATE A BURRITO". Microsoft Customer Service is probably more enriching than what you would expect from your average person who talks a lot but says nothing.

WickedPixie 0

Friday 9 September 2011 10:05

Get off your (I'm assuming) XBox and go make friends! Or at least learn to talk to people on XBox Live. You'd be surprised to see that you can find some awesome people to talk to amongst all the assholes. Hey, what's your GT? :P

tj4234 35

Friday 9 September 2011 10:35

should have asked for their home phone number. You could have made a new friend or a potential relationship.

Jimboom 11

Friday 9 September 2011 10:57

Doesn't really count as you were probably on hold for most of that time.

denvan 0

Friday 9 September 2011 11:01

It's better than talking to yourself, and answering to yourself. You'll live

Oobutwo 5

Friday 9 September 2011 11:08

The reason you spent two hours on the phone is because the cannot make a dependable product... Lol

Dudelike89 8

Friday 9 September 2011 11:45

Make me a sammich?

GlitteryMasakali 1

Friday 9 September 2011 11:55

I like eating sandwiches :)

miserypoison 13

Friday 9 September 2011 11:55

There's nothing wrong with that.

stevenmx86 7

Friday 9 September 2011 12:27

How lame... The only problem here is that you're pathetic and obviously only care about yourself... You might have friends if you stopped always picking on the bad in situations and whining about it...