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By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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You deserved it 12 194

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By anonmys - 18/07/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2013 09:45 - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I made eye contact with a cute guy from across a packed train. He then yelled out, in front of everyone, "You've got foam on your nose!" FML

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You deserved it 4 043

By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, on the subway, a little tipsy, I sat down next to a guy I thought was cute, hoping to enjoy some harmless flirting. I said, "Hello." He said, "May I ask you a question?" I said, "Sure." He said, "Can you please move away from me?" FML

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You deserved it 33 719

By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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You deserved it 8 392

By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 01:33 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 3 582

By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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You deserved it 6 764

By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 5 096

By Anonymous - 26/03/2012 10:53 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML

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You deserved it 30 275

By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 473

You deserved it 12 793

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:17

YDI for not realizing your surroundings. You aren't the only person on the train. Too bad though. Did she happen to turn him down? If so you could always go for the silver medal.

Ridley_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:37

why are you looking for a boyfriend on the subway? ydi

Comments

Will09 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 22:08

u have to be hot if u want to be flirted with and b urself

Avenging_Angel 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 22:17

Wow, that's not conceited at all. You think that you're the only girl who could be on that bus worthy of his attention?

ilovemycats 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:22

I think it's hilarious that half of all FMLs come from people who think that everybody wants them.

ah_poo 1

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:29

guys suck. there all like that. o well. he might b a jerk....probably iz

federalboobinspe 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:51

you should have opened your legs instead of crossing them.

Vilen1025 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:56

Don't play "hard to get". Guys don't like it.

xxDefiantxx 0

Wednesday 15 August 2012 2:01

i lile it

zombieman000 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:03

agree with #27

xXCherrryBombXx 6

Friday 3 August 2012 20:23

you are #27

Devin_Duke 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:10

Yeah #27 when girls play hard to get, it gets extremely annoying and we just give up. Really, it does NOT create any sort of attraction, it just really annoys guys and we just move on.

UltimateIdiot911 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 1:08

Man, one would think that people who read FML would have learned from others that don't flatter yourself or don't try too hard to impress other. Karma will come back and bite you. YDI.