By Anonymous - 19/02/2012 11:17 - United States

Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML
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I_EAT_KITTENS_FO 5

Punch him back. harder. then say "Don't punch me in the face like that"

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MrsUresti 8

Omg!!! I hope your ok OP!!! Wth is going on with people nowadays geez!!!!

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choshaki 8

The dude seriously had some issues. FYL and I feel bad for you. Hopefully it wasn't that hard.

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Justforlolz 14

Can we have a divine mod intervention pl0x?

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TheFamilyElf 17

Tell him you were nodding at him, wink, then get off the train.

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AJRENO 0

Didnt he see your god damn headphones?

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JayJavaMonsterr 10

LOL Head-bobbing is dangerous! You should have told him you were nodding at him ;)

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ImGonnaDieAlone 5

damn, all that seductive head nodding must have been too much for him... FYL

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footballover 5

This is why parents worry about what kind of music we listen to. I'm sure if you had classical music on your day would've been great and punch free ;) not really that sucks

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TheDrudgeChild 4

You can't bob your head to classical? Where is the logic in this?

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footballover 5

No head bobbing= no punching. Therefore his day= punch free as I stated in the comment before. That's the logic

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thisiscat 14

Pretend your blind. He would feel like an asshole

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starwind3438 9

He would have to have came or service dog for that to work.

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